wiper problem..NOT!
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Printed Date: 23-September-2024 at 15:36
Topic: wiper problem..NOT!
Posted By: 523 iAN
Subject: wiper problem..NOT!
Date Posted: 30-December-2005 at 10:45
not rain sensor type.
sitting in my car while it was heating up (waiting on my wife)...i put on the wiper's to first speed an they wiped once.....then a few second's later they wiped again? so me thinking i only put it to intermiten wipe i push the lever up one and notice "hey...that should be the fastest setting?".....cut a long story short
who else fell for the.." no i wont wipe your window proper till you start moving!" god dammit and i was thinking i'm needing either a motor or a new switch...
ive had my car since September and i'm still finding little neat touche's lovin it
------------- 2003-530i SE
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Posted By: Chas C
Date Posted: 30-December-2005 at 10:53
That was one of my earliest experiences in a bm...
Stopped at traffic lights and thought "Hmm, somethings not right, the wipers have stopped!" Lights go to green and I'm a happy bunny but I made a mental note to read the owners manual (twice!).
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Posted By: 523 iAN
Date Posted: 30-December-2005 at 11:22
yip...cant beat abit of light reading, gonna read it again tonight
does make you feel pritty stupid though!
------------- 2003-530i SE
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Posted By: Bill-
Date Posted: 30-December-2005 at 11:52
Ian, do you know about the adjustable intermittent too
what great engineers and innovators BMW are
------------- Hayabusa
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Posted By: Nostrils
Date Posted: 30-December-2005 at 12:05
Coincidence or what!
I was about to post the same thing, excellent stuff and I read the manual explaining all...
...now I dont know about the adjustment yet...is there more reading or can you tell us here!!
I have only had my 318iS for about 6 weeks and I am finding different little quirks all the time.
------------- Phil
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Posted By: Bill-
Date Posted: 30-December-2005 at 12:10
well my E34 has this I'm not sure about others but, its been a feature on BMW's for many years.
Turn intermittant on and off quickly then wait up to 20 seconds before turning on again
what ever time has lapsed between the 2 will be the gap between wipes from 2 to 20 seconds
------------- Hayabusa
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Posted By: wizards_sleeve
Date Posted: 30-December-2005 at 14:06
well the other day i found out that if i park up and turn the lights off, ignition off, and i use the indicator i get a parking light, left or right depending on what side of the road i'm on. had the car a year and just found it out!! my fans still playing up though!
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Posted By: 523 iAN
Date Posted: 31-December-2005 at 06:38
Bill- wrote:
Ian, do you know about the adjustable intermittent too
what great engineers and innovators BMW are
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not sure if the E39 work's the same as an E34 as the E39 has an adjuster fitted to the stalk for manual adjustment.
------------- 2003-530i SE
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Posted By: bmwcrazy
Date Posted: 03-January-2006 at 17:53
yes i was captured by this great bmw bit of engineering what a car
i feel that reading the manual is like reading a filthy dirry porn mag sorry got carried away there
viva la bmw
dazz\
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Posted By: darkspirit
Date Posted: 03-January-2006 at 19:33
Hmmm, mine dont do this ...
In fact they dont do a lot, there's a rain sensor on the window wich does not seem to work, there are no varying speeds on the intermitent option, twirling the knob does jack and and to top it off of I have the wipers on slow, they stay on slow even if I have stopped ?
All problems linked perhaps? Any ideas?
Oh, try flashing your main beam when your lights and ignition are off and then you will get an illuminted walk to your front door (unless you park in a garage)
------------- '99 E39 528i SE Manual Scwartz black with Grey leather
In the words of SPACEBALLS 'may the schwartz be with you...' :-)
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Posted By: 523 iAN
Date Posted: 04-January-2006 at 04:05
i found the "save light's" on the first night......thought i was going to dis-connect the battery!.......Doh!!
one of the thing's my car (factory extra wise) hasn't got fitted are rain sensor's, my brother had a lot of bother with them in the past and when i found mine never had it i thought "one less worry then!" my mate from work has them on his E39 528 Shnitzer and like's the feature.... but he's a wee bit lazy!
------------- 2003-530i SE
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Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 04-January-2006 at 05:36
I posted this in forum_posts.asp?TID=25621" target="_self" title="This topic was started: 04-January-2006 at 10:20 - Article: Has the 3-Series met its match? It just shows how BMWs gadgetry can be sometimes easier to use!
kbannon wrote:
Also to disable ASC on BMWs you press the switch. To
fully disable it for that journey you hold the switch down for 10
seconds. On the Lexus you need to do the following:- Start
the car with the parking brake off, then: put parking brake on; step on
the brakes and release twice. Release parking brake. Step on the brakes and engage parking brake; release twice. Release brakes. Put the parking brake back on again, step on the brakes; release brakes twice; release parking brake. The traction control light and/or VSC light should come on, as the electronic aids are asleep until you start the car again. In
short: Parking brake, brake, brake, release all. Brake, parking brake,
parking brake, release all. Parking brake, brake, brake, release all.
confused?
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------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual
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Posted By: Chas C
Date Posted: 05-January-2006 at 03:39
Having owned BMs for 15 years I thought I knew most of their idiosyncracies, but I'd forgotten about the variable intermittent wiper function. I spent most of my journey to the office this morning playing with it! (Ooh err!).
Thanks for pointing it out Bill-.
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Posted By: Old shape!
Date Posted: 05-January-2006 at 10:10
kbannon wrote:
I posted this in Article: Has the 3-Series met its match? It just shows how BMWs gadgetry can be sometimes easier to use!
kbannon wrote:
Also to disable ASC on BMWs you press the switch. To fully disable it for that journey you hold the switch down for 10 seconds. On the Lexus you need to do the following:- Start the car with the parking brake off, then: put parking brake on; step on the brakes and release twice. Release parking brake. Step on the brakes and engage parking brake; release twice. Release brakes. Put the parking brake back on again, step on the brakes; release brakes twice; release parking brake. The traction control light and/or VSC light should come on, as the electronic aids are asleep until you start the car again. In short: Parking brake, brake, brake, release all. Brake, parking brake, parking brake, release all. Parking brake, brake, brake, release all.
confused?
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What is worrying is that somebody tried all the possible permutations before discovering this! Or, are they built-in "Cheats" like the PC Gamers magazines advise on?
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------------- Paul DH
1994 E38 "Proud owner of a "3/4 engined E37.9 that's almost a real car with real paint...WITH 6 WASHER JETS!"
1989 520i (E34) Gone
1988 320i Coupe (E30) Gone
1995 520 Estate (E34) (Wife)
1992 320i SE OBC (E36) (Wife) Gone
1988 320i Saloon (E30) (Wife) Gone
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Posted By: stephenperry
Date Posted: 05-January-2006 at 13:40
I wonder if it plays a little tune when you get it right?
*bleepy-bleepy-beep* "Super-Special-Combo!! Crash mode activated"
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2007 Ford Mondeo 2.0 TDCI Titanium X Auto
1983 Ford Sierra XR4i
2000 Alpina B10 3.3 #118
1999 BMW 323Ci
1995 BMW 318i SE
1994 Vauxhall Omega 2.0 GLS
1995 Ford Mondeo 1.8 LX
1990 Honda Concerto 1.6 EX
1986 Ford Orion 1.6 GL
1989 Ford Fiesta 1.1 Firefly
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Posted By: ahmurray
Date Posted: 09-January-2006 at 10:45
Personally, I love the dimming rear and door mirrors (don't realise how great they are till you drive another car at night, and the way the n/s mirror dips when I engage reverse to see the position of the n/s rear wheel against the curve.
Also, and it's a silly thing, but the way the temp guage rises while warming, up to a point absolutely perfectly vertical/central, and never, ever waivers from that spot.
Teutonic precision, can't beat it!!!
I could go on, but I think i'm getting into anorak territory!
Ali
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Posted By: Chas C
Date Posted: 09-January-2006 at 12:09
ahmurray wrote:
Also the way the temp guage rises while warming, up to a point absolutely perfectly vertical/central, and never, ever waivers from that spot.
Teutonic precision, can't beat it!!!
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When it works!! The temp guage on my E36 is more "5 to" than 12 o'clock which always bugs me!
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Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: 09-January-2006 at 12:13
Bill- wrote:
well my E34 has this I'm not sure about others but, its been a feature on BMW's for many years.
Turn intermittant on and off quickly then wait up to 20 seconds before turning on again
what ever time has lapsed between the 2 will be the gap between wipes from 2 to 20 seconds
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get your anorak on - on the E36 this is only available with the 'headlight intensive cleaning system'...
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Posted By: stephenperry
Date Posted: 09-January-2006 at 13:02
ahmurray wrote:
Personally, I love the dimming rear and door mirrors (don't realise how great they are till you drive another car at night, and the way the n/s mirror dips when I engage reverse to see the position of the n/s rear wheel against the curve. |
I don't think i've got an auto-tilting passenger side door mirror? anything special that has to be done?
I've got the photocromatic rear view mirror, but never realised the door mirrors were the same, never noticed any little dots on them?
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2007 Ford Mondeo 2.0 TDCI Titanium X Auto
1983 Ford Sierra XR4i
2000 Alpina B10 3.3 #118
1999 BMW 323Ci
1995 BMW 318i SE
1994 Vauxhall Omega 2.0 GLS
1995 Ford Mondeo 1.8 LX
1990 Honda Concerto 1.6 EX
1986 Ford Orion 1.6 GL
1989 Ford Fiesta 1.1 Firefly
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Posted By: 523 iAN
Date Posted: 09-January-2006 at 13:38
i found another little touch (by mistake)
the centre arm rest slide's forward!
not got the tilting morror though , that's a extra i'd like
------------- 2003-530i SE
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Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 09-January-2006 at 16:26
@ Stephen - I think the rear view mirror sensor controls the wing mirrors. I got a rear view on ebay a while back that I have yet to fit. The problem with it is that it is for a car with rain sensitive wipers.
------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual
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Posted By: Chas C
Date Posted: 10-January-2006 at 04:37
I think Stephen's talking about the n/s mirror dipping when reverse gear is selected. This is only available as part of the memory seat module.
Stephen, iirc your car has manual seats so you won't have the mirror feature.
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Posted By: stephenperry
Date Posted: 10-January-2006 at 08:41
thanks for that Chas, my e46 had electric sports seats and it didn't have the dipping n/s mirror either, but i thought that was cos it was an early model
ah well, what youve never had you never miss
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2007 Ford Mondeo 2.0 TDCI Titanium X Auto
1983 Ford Sierra XR4i
2000 Alpina B10 3.3 #118
1999 BMW 323Ci
1995 BMW 318i SE
1994 Vauxhall Omega 2.0 GLS
1995 Ford Mondeo 1.8 LX
1990 Honda Concerto 1.6 EX
1986 Ford Orion 1.6 GL
1989 Ford Fiesta 1.1 Firefly
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