On the way home last night i popped into Tescos to get milk and a paper and got served by an Oriental lady which is cool, but as she took the goods and scanned them she didn't even acknowledge me... Fine i thought,

But once she finshed scanning them She looked up at me and smiled and said "ah you got clubcard" in a very strong Oriental accent.. 

How the hell did i keep a straight face i never now...... I can just see all the Oriental prostitutes standing on the street corners asking if you got clubcards...

sorry, just had to share that