Joke
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Topic: Joke
Posted By: JMac
Subject: Joke
Date Posted: 19-September-2003 at 22:04
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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant,obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner, completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. "Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are dose?, asks the attendant. "They're called tees" replies Tiger. "Well, what on the God's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman. "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger. "F***in Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everyting!" Just a joke Killian, from a fellow Irishman. 
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Posted By: micky_h
Date Posted: 30-September-2003 at 12:08
| ROFLMAO, that's a goodun |