Xmas Rhyme..Xmas Rhyme..
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Printed Date: 25-June-2024 at 07:14
Topic: Xmas Rhyme..Xmas Rhyme..
Posted By: Rossi
Subject: Xmas Rhyme..Xmas Rhyme..
Date Posted: 20-December-2006 at 20:40
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He laid her on the table, so white and clean and bare. His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and felt her breast, then drooling, felt her thigh. The slit was wet and all was set, he gave a joyous cry. The hole was wide...he looked inside, all was dark and murky. He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms then...
stuffed the Christmas turkey. |
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Posted By: jamie (e39)528i
Date Posted: 20-December-2006 at 20:44
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LOL |
Posted By: dutch
Date Posted: 20-December-2006 at 20:52
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with what!!!!
------------- e39,1200 bandit cooper S, Z3 topazbleu |
Posted By: lukeduke
Date Posted: 20-December-2006 at 22:18
 ------------- Previous: 2001 M3 2004 M3 CS. Current: 2007 318D SE SALOON. |
Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 20-December-2006 at 22:31
Mr Bean springs to mind..  ------------- V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped.. No BMW as yet... |
Posted By: Rossi
Date Posted: 20-December-2006 at 22:35
lol  ------------- |
Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 21-December-2006 at 00:33
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wrong wrong wrong on sooo many levels..... goodnight and goodluck! ETA when reread in a more sober state kinda funny! ------------- The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. |
Posted By: flyingalexf68
Date Posted: 21-December-2006 at 14:36
 ------------- 1995 e36 3.0 M3 Coupe, Daytona Violet, AP Racing BBK, CCFL Angel Eyes, M3 Spoiler, M-Tec 3 Steering Wheel. 2000 530d Steptronic, Poverty Spec, 18" Alloys. |