Nurse???????
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Topic: Nurse???????
Posted By: dryle
Subject: Nurse???????
Date Posted: 27-February-2007 at 12:50
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this one will probably be understood by the irish lads, G arda Dave wakes up after a night on the beer (Copper Face Jacks of course) and rolls over to find a girl in the leaba with him - he has a vague memory of drunken monkey s*x so is a bit chuffed with himself but his shift starts in a short while so he crawls out and heads towards the shower graciously grunting to the semi-conscious conquest that he'll drop her home on his way to work - she accepts in a similarly coherent fashion. A s they're driving down the road she gives him directions by pointing at the relevant turns as they approach them - Dave is happy with this as he is still not fully with it after a while they're driving past a halting site when she mumbles "Pull in here" Dave’s a bit surprised but thinks maybe she's even more ropy than him and needs to spew so he pulls in she gets out, thanks him for lift and says she'll call him soon Dave's getting a bit worried now as there's nothing for a couple of miles in any direction except the nearby caravans but decides to try and be a bit tactful "I thought you said you were a nurse..?" > > > > > > > > ------------- Dave Ryle  "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." -- George Bernard Shaw |
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Posted By: lukeduke
Date Posted: 27-February-2007 at 14:42
class!!!!!! ------------- Previous: 2001 M3 2004 M3 CS. Current: 2007 318D SE SALOON. |
Posted By: flyingalexf68
Date Posted: 27-February-2007 at 20:25
 ------------- 1995 e36 3.0 M3 Coupe, Daytona Violet, AP Racing BBK, CCFL Angel Eyes, M3 Spoiler, M-Tec 3 Steering Wheel. 2000 530d Steptronic, Poverty Spec, 18" Alloys. |
Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 27-February-2007 at 21:17
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For our UK readers: garda = policeman (Pl. gardai) leaba = bed Copper Face Jacks = niteclub full of gardai and nurses and other horny people halting site = makeshift refuse tip filled with exclusive traveller residencies Ward = traveller family that believe its alright to prey on vulnerable elderly shotgun wielding farmers but end up getting killed drunken monkey s*x = nothing comparable in England - closest you have is "lie back and think of England"!  ------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
Posted By: dryle
Date Posted: 28-February-2007 at 08:55
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I think they may improve the understanding of the story ------------- Dave Ryle "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." -- George Bernard Shaw |
kbannon wrote:
Posted By: Mick525i
Date Posted: 28-February-2007 at 20:10
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lol@kb ------------- Cheers Mick 
BMW E21 318 1980 BMW E39 525i 2002 MTech VW Golf Gti 2003 |