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Forum Discription: Want advice on how to give your car some TLC?
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Topic: Clean or what ?
Posted By: mikw
Subject: Clean or what ?
Date Posted: 29-March-2007 at 10:43

This guy takes detailing to the next level, sorry it's a Vauxhall...

http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=347865&page=1 - http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=347865& amp;page=1

 

Michael.



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'06 C220 Sport - '88 E30 325i Convertible




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Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 29-March-2007 at 11:40
Quote Dave A
   posted on 19th Mar 07 at 17:21    http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/garage.php?action=usergarage&owner=Dave%20A">View Garage http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/member.php?action=viewpro&member=Dave+A">View User's Profile http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=347865&page=1#" onclick="Popup'u2u.php?action=send&username=Dave+A', 'CS_U2U', 600, 500;">U2U Member http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/post.php?action=reply&fid=5&tid=347865&repquote=4466470">Reply With Quote http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=347865&page=1#top">

why not stick it in a cardboard box filled with cotton wool and push it round the streets wearing silk gloves as well?




..my thoughts exactly. Show cars in a gallery yes - but after all that work, to drive it outside and have some cretin on a pushbike scrape down the side of it or a gritter lorry driving past spraying it with rock salt or just general driving conditions - it would never be out of the garage getting cleaned. TBH a good clean (like some do on here) is as far as you need to go - any thing else like using micrometers etc. is just pure anal.


But that's just my view - my car just usualy gets a jet wash and maybe a wash 'n'wax in a monsterwash now and again. It only gets mucky again where I live.





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'63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe
R reg Honda PC50 moped..

No BMW as yet...


Posted By: dryle
Date Posted: 29-March-2007 at 12:21
12vMatt
   posted on 19th Mar 07 at 17:49    http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/garage.php?action=usergarage&owner=12vMatt">View Garage http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/member.php?action=viewpro&member=12vMatt">View User's Profile U2U Member http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/post.php?action=reply&fid=5&tid=347865&repquote=4466565">Reply With Quote http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=347865&page=2#top">

i wonder whether he is mates with this guy
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/1,,2007110349,00.html - http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/1,,2007110349,00.html

 

John
   posted on 19th Mar 07 at 17:37    http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/garage.php?action=usergarage&owner=John">View Garage http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/member.php?action=viewpro&member=John">View User's Profile U2U Member http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/post.php?action=reply&fid=5&tid=347865&repquote=4466531">Reply With Quote http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=347865&page=1#top">

quote:
Originally posted by Dave A
clearly a complete tit with too much time on his hands.
its an astra FFS!


Thats exactly what I thought tbh.

Cost and time of doing that is far above what a 20k car needs.

A sunday afternoon with a bucket and sponge and some meguiars would have done the job.


its a good start mate. just drop it 60-80 mm and stick a phat oval pipe on it

 

KROOZUK-BEN
   posted on 19th Mar 07 at 17:35    http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/member.php?action=viewpro&member=KROOZUK-BEN">View User's Profile U2U Member http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/post.php?action=reply&fid=5&tid=347865&repquote=4466525">Reply With Quote http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=347865&page=1#top">

quote:
Originally posted by loo_goblin
not being funny, but what a goon, probably spent about a quater of what he paid for the vxr to get it to what it is now.

i rekon he insists on using zymol as lube when he has sex


i think he works for zymol lol. but he probably does, he looks of gay anyway. i very much doubt anyone who spends that much time cleaning there car would have a ''other half''

 

fir3vip3r
   posted on 19th Mar 07 at 17:22    http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/member.php?action=viewpro&member=fir3vip3r">View User's Profile U2U Member http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/post.php?action=reply&fid=5&tid=347865&repquote=4466471">Reply With Quote http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=347865&page=1#top">

quote:
Originally posted by Dave A
"Paul then explained to me that to get an accurate assesment of the Vauxhall paintwork he would need to take 25 individual readings from each panel to build up a 3d picture in his head"

"I made a mixture of claylube from zymol autowash and zero ppm r.o water"

"He then pointed out to me that he had noticed a slight imperfection to do with glass distortion which he proceeded to show me on the headlights....I have to be honest i thought they were fine but he said he would do glass correction on them and make them perfect and he proceeded to skim what he said was approxumatly 1 micron off with a diamond polish until they were crystal clear"

"I had instructed my dealership Greens of Holborough not to touch the car upon delivery off the transporter even to the point of leaving all window stickers on"


clearly a complete tit with too much time on his hands.
its an astra FFS!


is there anything you DONT moan about

 

REALLY tpp much time on hands and obviously no social life if hespends a full week working on it, as he cleaned and polished it on the tues, wed, and thurs



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Dave Ryle


"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." -- George Bernard Shaw


Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 29-March-2007 at 12:30
I must say, the seats are nice though.

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V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate
J Reg Saab 900i 16v
'63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe
R reg Honda PC50 moped..

No BMW as yet...


Posted By: dryle
Date Posted: 29-March-2007 at 12:49

they look nice when in the car but when they were just sitting on the ground they looked pretty rank. way over the top,

wouldnt let the dealers touch it,

was getting photos emailed for every step of the seats,

25 checks per panel for colour correctness,

if as a lot were saying if it was a supercar ie m5 etc i would say prob yes at a push, raging bull, prancing horse def yes but an astra- jesus, mary and the woodworker



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Dave Ryle


"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." -- George Bernard Shaw


Posted By: Sporty1
Date Posted: 29-March-2007 at 12:49
All a bit OTT for a daily driver, if it is one....but yes it did/does look clean, but so it should when you use polish on it that cost £7000ish.

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Sport Evolution Schwarz #043


Posted By: dryle
Date Posted: 29-March-2007 at 12:54

Originally posted by Sporty1 Sporty1 wrote:

All a bit OTT for a daily driver, if it is one....but yes it did/does look clean, but so it should when you use polish on it that cost £7000ish.

£7k for how much of it, he must live at home with his parents, because no wife would allow any husband spend that much when she can easily buy new shoes, handbag, outfit, makeup the list is endless



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Dave Ryle


"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." -- George Bernard Shaw


Posted By: skull
Date Posted: 29-March-2007 at 20:16
I dont think he did a proper job, I would have taken the wheels off to do them

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just a little crazy.


My drive
E46 M3 COUPE [MAN]CARBON BLACK GREY LEATHER H/K 19"s LED REARS S/B.


Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 29-March-2007 at 20:42
Don't suppose he used a bottle brush up the exhaust?

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V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate
J Reg Saab 900i 16v
'63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe
R reg Honda PC50 moped..

No BMW as yet...


Posted By: stevesingo
Date Posted: 29-March-2007 at 20:53
By the time he was finished F***ing about, it will have depreciated so much that the cost of the work done will exceed the value of the car! Waste of money!!

I wuldn't bother, even if I had a McLaren F1.

Steve

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1990 Sport Evo No.47 Motec EMS


Posted By: steven.seed
Date Posted: 29-March-2007 at 20:53

Got to say I'm impressed. Its always nice to see someone taking a bit of pride in something. To many people couldn't give a toss about anything  nowadays. Just park in any supermarket car park, you know what I mean. I reckon if thats his thing and he can afford it, fair do's. At least its constructive and he's not harming anyone.

Funny how on that other site they say  'ITS ONLY AN ASTRA' when they are all driving Corsa's. LOL.  



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1998 E36 318iS Saloon   
1989 E30 318i. Coupe
2000 E39 520i Touring



Posted By: Rossi
Date Posted: 29-March-2007 at 20:57
Originally posted by steven.seed steven.seed wrote:

Got to say I'm impressed. Its always nice to see someone taking a bit of pride in something. To many people couldn't give a toss about anything  nowadays. Just park in any supermarket car park, you know what I mean. I reckon if thats his thing and he can afford it, fair do's. At least its constructive and he's not harming anyone.

Funny how on that other site they say  'ITS ONLY AN ASTRA' when they are all driving Corsa's. LOL.  

Agreed, well said steven..



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Posted By: steven.seed
Date Posted: 29-March-2007 at 21:01
Rob, Been noticing your new sig pic recently. Have you always had the type 42's on your car. They look nice. I've always liked mine, just a pity they don't do them in a bigger size than 16's.

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1998 E36 318iS Saloon   
1989 E30 318i. Coupe
2000 E39 520i Touring



Posted By: Robmw
Date Posted: 29-March-2007 at 21:16
Steven,

I agree with your comments it doesnt matter what you drive , if you take a pride in it . good luck to you.


Regards

Rob


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Posted By: Rossi
Date Posted: 29-March-2007 at 21:49

Originally posted by steven.seed steven.seed wrote:

Rob, Been noticing your new sig pic recently. Have you always had the type 42's on your car. They look nice. I've always liked mine, just a pity they don't do them in a bigger size than 16's.

Just got them a couple of months ago and have been itchin' to put them on for the summer.  

yes they are style 42 16's.

[Back on topic]



Posted By: thepits
Date Posted: 29-March-2007 at 21:55

Originally posted by Rhys Rhys wrote:

Don't suppose he used a bottle brush up the exhaust?

No point as it's a new car and he probably had it trailered home!

It now sits in its own humidity controlled bubble as he's afraid to use it in case it gets dirty  

 

another garage queen - pah!



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Posted By: Sporty1
Date Posted: 29-March-2007 at 21:59

Originally posted by Rhys Rhys wrote:

Don't suppose he used a bottle brush up the exhaust?

He probably uses something else...........



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Sport Evolution Schwarz #043


Posted By: Sporty1
Date Posted: 29-March-2007 at 22:01

Originally posted by stevesingo stevesingo wrote:

By the time he was finished F***ing about, it will have depreciated so much that the cost of the work done will exceed the value of the car! Waste of money!!


Steve

   

 

Originally posted by dryle dryle wrote:

£7k for how much of it,

A 'lifetimes supply' apparently it's a never ending pot.



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Sport Evolution Schwarz #043



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