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Topic: 5 Germans and an Italian...
Posted By: 540 V8
Subject: 5 Germans and an Italian...
Date Posted: 02-July-2007 at 19:50

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. An
Italian police officer stops them and says:

"Itsa illegala to putta five-a people in a Quattro!"


"Vot do you mean, it's illegal?" the German driver asks.


"Quattro means a four!" the policeman answers.


"Quattro iz just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the German
shouts..."Look at ze dam paperz: Ze car is dezigned to carry 5 people!"


"You canta pulla thata one on me!" says the Italian policeman. "Quattro meansa four. You havea five-a people ina your car and you are therefore breaking the law!"


The German driver gets mad and shouts "You ideeiot! Call ze zupervizor over! Schnell! I vant to spik to zumvun viz more intelligence! !!"

"Sorry" the Italian says, "He canta comea . He'sa buzy witha two guys in a Fiat Uno." 


 



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Replies:
Posted By: DSK328i
Date Posted: 02-July-2007 at 22:39
lol!!

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Let The Good Times Roll

Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 03-July-2007 at 11:10
Be OK in a Cinque Cento then 

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V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate
J Reg Saab 900i 16v
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R reg Honda PC50 moped..

No BMW as yet...

Posted By: Bigian
Date Posted: 03-July-2007 at 21:49


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If you can't be good don't get caught
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Posted By: Mick525i
Date Posted: 03-July-2007 at 22:04


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Cheers
Mick

BMW E21 318 1980
BMW E39 525i 2002 MTech
VW Golf Gti 2003

Posted By: Issy
Date Posted: 04-July-2007 at 00:06


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Posted By: lukeduke
Date Posted: 09-July-2007 at 17:02
give over!!!!

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