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Article: We knew it! Heated seats boil your boys

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Topic: Article: We knew it! Heated seats boil your boys
Posted By: kbannon
Subject: Article: We knew it! Heated seats boil your boys
Date Posted: 28-August-2008 at 17:22
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We knew it! Heated seats boil your boys

Heated seats can be just what the doctor ordered in the middle of winter, but if you're trying to pass on your car-loving gene pool, you may be better off freezing. Scientists studying male fertility have discovered that the proliferation of heated seats raises the temperature of your junk by a full degree Fahrenheit verses sitting in the car without artificially warmed seats. That's enough to cut your chances of reproducing, and it makes us strategically point a fan at close range just thinking about it. Even without electronically warmed seat bottoms, guys that sit in the car for long periods of time raise the temperature of their man parts by a couple degrees above optimal sperm-making levels. Hmmm, just typing "above optimal sperm-making levels" makes us a bit queasy. The cure? Turn off the heated seats, wear boxers, and don't sit in the car for too long at once. OK... lets talk about something else.

[Source: http://www.autoblog.com/2008/08/28/we-knew-it-heated-seats-boil-your-boys/ - Autoblog ]


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Posted By: Jack735
Date Posted: 28-August-2008 at 18:29

Check them out!

Originally posted by Some really clever bugger from the BMW, ooops sorry BMA<IMG src=smileys/biggrin1.gif border=0> Some really clever bugger from the BMW, ooops sorry BMA wrote:

Men urged to make more regular visits to their GP

The BMA is urging men to make more regular visits to their GP in a bid to raise general levels of health.

It is being done on the back of a campaign to raise awareness of testicular cancer being spearheaded by Welsh rugby captain Ryan Jones.

A BMA spokesman has said that the campaign highlights "the desperate need for decision makers to focus and develop specific policies that target men's health".

He cites evidence that men are much more reluctant to admit to health problems than women [particularly about their baws], and that men visit their family doctor and pharmacist less often than women.

"All this might not matter, except for the fact that men are less healthier than women. Their life expectancy is less than women's, and at every age up until 79, more men die than women."

A survey by The Men's Health Forum found that one in 10 men admit to avoiding seeking help from a health professional because they are scared it might end in a hospital visit.

"It doesn't take a rocket scientist to work out that if we can get men to see their GP sooner, then they can be treated more quickly and lives can be saved."



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Posted By: Paul_540i
Date Posted: 28-August-2008 at 21:49
Suits me fine, anything that reduces the chances of a slip-up can only be a good thing

I'm off to sit in the car for a few hours... with the heated seats on of course


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