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Detailing taken to the extreme

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Category: Technical & Model Specific Forums
Forum Name: Detailing & Car Care
Forum Discription: Want advice on how to give your car some TLC?
URL: http://www.bavarian-board.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=42302
Printed Date: 29-April-2024 at 13:01


Topic: Detailing taken to the extreme
Posted By: dryle
Subject: Detailing taken to the extreme
Date Posted: 29-August-2008 at 12:18

http://www.clubgti.com/forum/showthread.php?t=173150 - http://www.clubgti.com/forum/showthread.php?t=173150

You know the dieblond who detailed his VXR straight from the showroom and got in the expensive paint correction cuy "paul" or something. Well he detailed his new car straight from the dealership again.

 

But he also detailed a

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dyson



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Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 29-August-2008 at 12:22
cool 

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Posted By: steven.seed
Date Posted: 29-August-2008 at 13:03

Nice job,   I wonder if he'll do my ball (dyson that is )

The blokes a top hat,  effin shirt front  



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Posted By: Andrew Rolland
Date Posted: 29-August-2008 at 13:06

Oh dear. 

I have just joined that forum! D'oh

I remember the detailing post about the Astra and the genral concensous was that "It's just an Astra FFS!"

And my neighbours think I'm bad at washing the car once a week but

"i clean my wheels at least 4 maybe 5 times a week and to do these took me 90 minutes from start to finish ...."

and

"i spotted a tiny little brown stain which had been bugging me"

Hmm curious! 



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Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 29-August-2008 at 13:44
Originally posted by Detailer Detailer wrote:

"i clean my wheels at least 4 maybe 5 times a week and to do these took me 90 minutes from start to finish ...."

...

"i spotted a tiny little brown stain which had been bugging me"


A quick translation = "I have no girlfriend!"


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2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: dryle
Date Posted: 29-August-2008 at 13:54
Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

Originally posted by Detailer Detailer wrote:

"i clean my wheels at least 4 maybe 5 times a week and to do these took me 90 minutes from start to finish ...."

...

"i spotted a tiny little brown stain which had been bugging me"


A quick translation = "I have no life!"

fixed



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Posted By: Andrew Rolland
Date Posted: 29-August-2008 at 15:41
Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

Originally posted by Detailer Detailer wrote:

"i clean my wheels at least 4 maybe 5 times a week and to do these took me 90 minutes from start to finish ...."

...

"i spotted a tiny little brown stain which had been bugging me"


A quick translation = "I have no girlfriend!"

That was the general consensus on the GTI forum that the link came from. 

The other guys on the detailing forum appeared to in the majority very impressed but I would still stand by the comments made on his previous attempt about this one.  "It's just an Astra FFS!"

I could see the point on a car that costs hundreds of thousands of pounds but on a front wheel drive shopping cart which doesn't exactly look nice is just a wee bit OTT.

Nice clean car with no swirls or scratches yeah o.k. but...

Andrew



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Posted By: Allan320
Date Posted: 29-August-2008 at 16:47

Legend.

 

 



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Posted By: Daz
Date Posted: 01-September-2008 at 22:37

Cool, could he do my granite worktops in my kitchen?  Could I clay those out of interest?

Daz



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Posted By: keithc
Date Posted: 02-September-2008 at 12:53
Man o man! What a spanner! Does he even drive the thing? I'd hate to think what he'd do if he did and a fly splatted on the windscreen! Talk about taking things to the extreme!


Posted By: Security2U
Date Posted: 07-September-2008 at 04:22
mmmmm give me half an hour with it please i want ta make love to it here and now.did you see all the cleaning gear he had and all the bottles of stuff and his dorky mates that hav noting better to do than help there prev mate clean his car.my laptop did not even load up all the pics he had so many took.

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Posted By: wackenzie
Date Posted: 26-September-2008 at 22:20

sweet child o mine.

If I am lucky I get to take the kids into the street, wash the card while they soak me, then I soak them, they go to mum crying, I wipe the car dry and apply some wax or polish or something, as quick as I can.

I want to see the pictures of him the first time he see's a birds doo or as I have experienced lately an eagles doo covering the astra from the bonnet to the boot.

At the end of the day, its metal sprayed with paint, not some kind of precious metal that is worth any real money.

Do you think he cleans his dinner dishes with clay and photographs the complete episode, or even worse, could there be a website on the WWW detailing and cataloging the cleaning of his own bunnet!

PMC

 



Posted By: AndyS
Date Posted: 28-September-2008 at 11:48
Stop taking the p!$$ out of the poor guy. He obviously suffers from OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) & can't help himself.

Yes, a white Astra with a decal kit & more power than the chassis can handle is a bit sad so I suggest the Bavarian-Board offer the services of it's members to help him achieve total satisfaction.

He can start by cleaning my cars. Afterwards he take as many photos of them as he likes.


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