The Afterlife

 
A devoted married couple made a deal that whoever died first would try to come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.

After a long and happy life, the husband was the first to go, and after a while, true to his word, he made contact with his wife.
 

'Mary. Mary.'

'Is that you, Fred? '

'Yes, I've come back like we agreed.'

'Wonderful, please tell me what's it like?'

'Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, then off to the golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice.
 
Then I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon.
 
After supper, off to the golf course again.
 

Then I have sex until late at night.

And guess what? The next day it starts again. '

'Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven.'

'Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Somerset .'