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Topic: Christmas Humour
Posted By: kbannon
Subject: Christmas Humour
Date Posted: 24-December-2003 at 00:26

Books for christmas
The Art of Kissing
Miss L Toe

Winning at Charades
Vic Tree

Guessing your Presents
P King

Bad Gifts
M.T. Box

How to get a Great Present
B Good

What do do after Christmas Dinner
Clare Inup

101 Cures for Indegestion
Ivor Pain

Sledging for Beginners
I.C. Bottom

Christmas Questions
I Dunnoe & Noah Little

Make your parents get what you want
Ruth Lesschild

Surprise present!
Omar Gosh

I'd rather have fish for Christmas Dinner
Ann Chovie

Happy New Year
Mary Christmas

Will Grandpa come for Christmas
Woody Kum

Too much Christmas Dinner
O. Beets

My Brother Hogs all the Potatoes
Dick Tator

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The company Car Park in Winter:

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What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A pony sleigh station!

What is a female elf called?
A shelf

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... and if none of these raise a smile then add your details to http://www.mymiserablechristmas.com - www.mymiserablechristmas.com



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2003 E39 525i Sport Individual



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Posted By: STEVE328
Date Posted: 24-December-2003 at 15:24
Or try getting Santa pi**ed
    http://www.rancon.co.uk/sober/ - click here

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1996 N Montreal blue 328i saloon 45k / 01 Y Yamaha YZF600R Thundercat.


Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 06-January-2004 at 23:29
Someone clearly had time to open up the Xmas crackers to review the jokes...

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