Caption Competition
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Printed Date: 21-September-2024 at 01:43
Topic: Caption Competition
Posted By: Webdunk
Subject: Caption Competition
Date Posted: 26-January-2004 at 14:34
Here's a wee caption competition for you. Remember, this pic was specifically posed for our amusement, so play nice...
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Posted By: Webdunk
Date Posted: 26-January-2004 at 14:36
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I'll weigh in with :
"Jon wonders whether or not he can get his hands on a BMW branded wedding ring to complete his ensemble." -------------
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Posted By: Del64
Date Posted: 26-January-2004 at 15:23
| Mmm,, Now where is Mini Cooper me??? |
Posted By: Webdunk
Date Posted: 26-January-2004 at 15:28
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Del64 wrote:Posted By: nero
Date Posted: 26-January-2004 at 18:53
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The names Blur - M Blur licenced to spend inordinate amounts on my Z3M -------------  |
Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 26-January-2004 at 23:07
Do I look like Michael Jackson with this glove? ------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
Posted By: gary
Date Posted: 27-January-2004 at 12:25
HHHHHMMMMMMM I must remember to get a watch that is a tad smaller and does'nt look like a helipad
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Posted By: gary
Date Posted: 27-January-2004 at 12:27
| "Smell the glove" |
Posted By: gary
Date Posted: 27-January-2004 at 12:28
"Does this make me look more attractive to men"
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Posted By: gary
Date Posted: 27-January-2004 at 12:29
| "Does my bum look big in this" In a Dale Winton stylee |
Posted By: Webdunk
Date Posted: 27-January-2004 at 13:12
Classic -------------
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Posted By: M BLUR
Date Posted: 27-January-2004 at 14:16
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Can't say the words that spring initially to mind for fear of being moderated... but yer all flippin Bar Stewards... ! Especially you Wendy.. aye - ye didnae say no the 'other' night.. So this is how you treat your fellow cross dressing partners....! Hiya boys! Chamone! ------------- www.lbmracing.com 
1998 Zeemax M Roadster 2005 X5 3.0D Sport 1991 Esprit SE Race car |
I always wanted to join the police.. love a man in a uniform.. eh Wendy!Posted By: Webdunk
Date Posted: 27-January-2004 at 15:36
 Took you long enough...-------------
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Posted By: M BLUR
Date Posted: 27-January-2004 at 16:12
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Wiz off yesterday with a sore throat from car spraying... so I only caught this little lot today... Cheers guys.. I'll pick my moment & get you all 1 by 1. Dale ------------- www.lbmracing.com
1998 Zeemax M Roadster 2005 X5 3.0D Sport 1991 Esprit SE Race car |
Posted By: gary
Date Posted: 28-January-2004 at 12:10
Sore throat from car-spraying MY ARSE. We all know where your sore throat came from ya mincer  
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Posted By: Webdunk
Date Posted: 28-January-2004 at 12:16
What you gents get up to in your own time is entirely a matter for you... -------------
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Posted By: M BLUR
Date Posted: 28-January-2004 at 13:18
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He said (and I quote) "MY ARSE" (&.. no thank you - ta very much) Moderate him... exterminate exterminate!
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1998 Zeemax M Roadster 2005 X5 3.0D Sport 1991 Esprit SE Race car |
Posted By: Webdunk
Date Posted: 28-January-2004 at 13:21
BMWCC Forum Moderator meeting 
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Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 29-January-2004 at 12:13
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BMWCC member at Elton John pretending to be Michael Jackson convention ! Shouldnt the "helipad" be on the other wrist ??? ------------- Best Wishes Nigel |
Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 29-January-2004 at 12:20
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ymca....tra la la la la ymca ------------- Best Wishes Nigel |
Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 29-January-2004 at 12:28
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Will all this blue look ok in my pink Z3 ? ------------- Best Wishes Nigel |
Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 29-January-2004 at 12:37
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" Yes my chauffer is called Parker" ------------- Best Wishes Nigel |
Posted By: Webdunk
Date Posted: 29-January-2004 at 12:50
The car IS blue :  -------------
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Posted By: M BLUR
Date Posted: 29-January-2004 at 13:24
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Aye twas a good day Dunc - "Yah - heesjh is my co-pilot Wee Z should be going much better at the next outing what with a few extra bhp.. sorted brakes and front-rear balance/roll improved.. still haven't found anything cheap on the track alloy/rubber front but getting there..
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1998 Zeemax M Roadster 2005 X5 3.0D Sport 1991 Esprit SE Race car |
and alsho my lover!
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Bye boys!Posted By: Webdunk
Date Posted: 29-January-2004 at 13:27
Let me know how the brake work goes... I'll probably be getting mine sorted some time in late Feb... -------------
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Posted By: M BLUR
Date Posted: 29-January-2004 at 13:39
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Hi Dunc, will do. Spoke to Ian @ MMV & he def' recommended EBC over Pagid set up.. I'm going for Red Stuff ceramics at the front with metallic Red Stuff pads at the rear, married to their sport and grooved rotors (325mm front & 312mm rear approx).. £399 supply & £50 fitting charge - so 450 including VAT. Alternative is Red Dot or Tar-Ox.. I think Red Dot hasn't got any better record than EBC & Tar-Ox are more expensive with little by way of conclusive proof that it's a better set up.. They offer their new XF ceramic pad range. EBC stuff is getting a lot of use out there on track days and they seem the most keen to filter in feedback to produce new products for us guys. These pads are of course compound with ceramic trace rather than the mega-expensive ceramic pads used in racing & being fitted by Porsche, Merc & Ferrari BUT there still a move in the right direction (I've seen write-ups that give the standard 'M3-spec' set up no more than 3 laps on a tight twisty track (e.g. Knockhill) & that's better than what's on the ZeeMs and non M cars. Crail not such a problem as your terminal speed is never that high to need really heavy retardation but it still gives you a lot more confidence when breaking before your turn-in. If you intend to do lots of track work then you'll need a more hard core calliper conversion - otherwise you should be okay with what I'm using & most likely non ceramics will suffice - perhaps using Ferodo metallic DS2500s, which have come well recommended (on the M Power forum) over the last few months.. ------------- www.lbmracing.com
1998 Zeemax M Roadster 2005 X5 3.0D Sport 1991 Esprit SE Race car |
Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 29-January-2004 at 14:42
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He had a sore throat from paint spraying.........maybe its pink now !!! ------------- Best Wishes Nigel |
Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 30-January-2004 at 14:45
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Just thought of another !!! " Its life Jim but not as we know it " ------------- Best Wishes Nigel |
Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 30-January-2004 at 15:03
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Or perhaps Another Chris Bangle design. Gary could put this caption competition in his next report to the club mag !!! ------------- Best Wishes Nigel |
Posted By: M BLUR
Date Posted: 30-January-2004 at 15:09
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Eh, no thanks - I think I've had enough public humiliation for now Nigel...
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1998 Zeemax M Roadster 2005 X5 3.0D Sport 1991 Esprit SE Race car |
Posted By: Webdunk
Date Posted: 30-January-2004 at 15:16
Oooooh good idea Nige! Send me a silly piccie of your good self please. -------------
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Posted By: M BLUR
Date Posted: 30-January-2004 at 15:24
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After all.. ritual humiliation is best shared to be appreciated...
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1998 Zeemax M Roadster 2005 X5 3.0D Sport 1991 Esprit SE Race car |
Posted By: Webdunk
Date Posted: 30-January-2004 at 15:27
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Think we'll make this a regular feature following all our meets... -------------
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Posted By: M BLUR
Date Posted: 30-January-2004 at 15:34
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Good idea but my days as a model are now behind me.. said Elton! Wee M should be set up for some photos at next meet Dunc - which reminds me - just got a flier from Crail regarding dates - we need to decide soem at next meet lest face disappointment.. plan B being to go to Knockhill in force at one of the hot-hatch evenings. Crail is also running figure-8 track days alongside the drag.. could be fun.. nitros anyone? Photos wise - what we need is come WOMEN.. calling all BMW girlies.. come out.. come out to play!
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1998 Zeemax M Roadster 2005 X5 3.0D Sport 1991 Esprit SE Race car |
Posted By: gary
Date Posted: 30-January-2004 at 16:01
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I think your photo would sit well in the next report. I think I might start it staight away.
Jon What other fashion accessories do you have. How about your gold leather thong 
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Posted By: M BLUR
Date Posted: 30-January-2004 at 16:06
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No photo thank u Wendy.... let's not fall out over this - so that I have to give you a spanking (again)..
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1998 Zeemax M Roadster 2005 X5 3.0D Sport 1991 Esprit SE Race car |
Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 30-January-2004 at 17:37
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Gents I dont think I have any silly piccys of me, I tend to take the pictures/videos within the family as I'm daddy, so I get to play with the toys !!! I will be attending some meets this year, starting with Rockingham, so no doubt some joker will furnish you with them, especially as I have had so much fun with this one. I doubt that Gary actually has the bottle to carry this one over to the mag, Dunc has always described him as a bit of a wus, so I guess Mr Blur is safe !!!!!!
No doubt my turn will come !!! ------------- Best Wishes Nigel |
Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 30-January-2004 at 17:53
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My wife and daughters have found a piccy for you, apparently daddy looks like an ape with clothes on. Wifey fancies Blur too. ------------- Best Wishes Nigel |
Posted By: Peter H
Date Posted: 30-January-2004 at 19:22
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SO THATS WHAT THE DALEK PLUNDGER THING IS FOR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------- Das Wolperdinger AHN-NYUNG-HEE GA-SEH-YO |
Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 31-January-2004 at 20:41
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Peter I know I'm generally regarded as a dim git, but that ones gone past me mate
------------- Best Wishes Nigel |
Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 31-January-2004 at 20:46
------------- Best Wishes Nigel |
Posted By: Peter H
Date Posted: 31-January-2004 at 21:59
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Ok so the Daliks came later, but if you look at the origional picture, why is he smiling etc, ------------- Das Wolperdinger AHN-NYUNG-HEE GA-SEH-YO |
Posted By: M BLUR
Date Posted: 03-February-2004 at 09:13
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Nigel.. by all means send in some piccies of your wife... Perhaps see you at Rockingham some time.. Best
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1998 Zeemax M Roadster 2005 X5 3.0D Sport 1991 Esprit SE Race car |
Posted By: gary
Date Posted: 03-February-2004 at 15:26
| Y.M.C.A. |
Posted By: M BLUR
Date Posted: 03-February-2004 at 15:30
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I said 'young man'.. ------------- www.lbmracing.com
1998 Zeemax M Roadster 2005 X5 3.0D Sport 1991 Esprit SE Race car |
Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 03-February-2004 at 16:16
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won't be long until the Gimp jokes arrive! ------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
Posted By: Webdunk
Date Posted: 03-February-2004 at 16:35
http://www.gimp.org/ - www.gimp.org  -------------
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Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 03-February-2004 at 16:43
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Straight (sic) from Duncan's favourites folder! ------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
Posted By: Webdunk
Date Posted: 03-February-2004 at 16:46
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Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 03-February-2004 at 22:37
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Gary Your such a super chap, and this thread is so funny, it just HAS to make to the club mag. ------------- Best Wishes Nigel |
Posted By: M BLUR
Date Posted: 04-February-2004 at 09:07
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! MB ------------- www.lbmracing.com
1998 Zeemax M Roadster 2005 X5 3.0D Sport 1991 Esprit SE Race car |
Posted By: gary
Date Posted: 04-February-2004 at 16:28
| It's in the pipeline (ooooh errr sounds sore) |
Posted By: M BLUR
Date Posted: 04-February-2004 at 16:30
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1998 Zeemax M Roadster 2005 X5 3.0D Sport 1991 Esprit SE Race car |
