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Topic: The Neverending Thread
Posted By: Peter H
Subject: The Neverending Thread
Date Posted: 01-May-2004 at 21:44
BMW drivers get most sex

BERLIN (Reuters) - BMW drivers have more sex than owners of any other cars and are much more active than PorsRenaultche drivers, a new German car magazine has found.

The German magazine "Men's Car" found in a survey of 2,253 motorists aged 20 to 50 published in its inaugural May issue that male BMW drivers say they have sex on average 2.2 times each week while Porsche drivers have sex 1.4 times per week.

Following BMW drivers were Audi (2.1), Volkswagen (1.9), Ford (1.7) and Mercedes (1.6). Drivers of foreign car makes were also behind BMW with Italian cars (2.0), French (1.9), Japanese (1.8), Swedish (1.6) and Korean cars (1.5) trailing after.

Among women, French car drivers were top with 2.1 times per week followed by Audi (2.0), Italian (2.0), and BMW (1.9) with Porsche again at the bottom of the scale at 1.2 times per week.



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Posted By: B 7 VP
Date Posted: 01-May-2004 at 23:21
 So, if you have 2 Bmw,s does that give you 4.4 bragging rights!!!!!!!!!Can just see the New Sales promotions , Buy BMW and improve your Score rate.

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SAFETYFAST


Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 01-May-2004 at 23:27

They obviously havent spoken to my missus !!!!!!!!!



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Best Wishes

Nigel



Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 03-May-2004 at 17:43
This thread is just ripe for all sorts of ribald comment....

I'm very tempted to put this on another BMW Forum, and see what kind of reaction we get.

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Posted By: spokey
Date Posted: 03-May-2004 at 17:47
Originally posted by B 7 VP B 7 VP wrote:

So, if you have 2 Bmw,s does that give you 4.4 bragging rights!!!!!!!!!Can just see the New Sales promotions , Buy BMW and improve your Score rate.


I have two BMWs and I can sadly assure you that I don't even get 2.1.

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Ciao,
Spokey



Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 03-May-2004 at 17:51

Originally posted by spokey spokey wrote:

Originally posted by B 7 VP B 7 VP wrote:

So, if you have 2 Bmw,s does that give you 4.4 bragging rights!!!!!!!!!Can just see the New Sales promotions , Buy BMW and improve your Score rate.


I have two BMWs and I can sadly assure you that I don't even get 2.1.

Lets introduce our wives !!

They can mash a pot of tea together



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Best Wishes

Nigel



Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 03-May-2004 at 18:00
Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:

Lets introduce our wives !!


They can mash a pot of tea together



The sequence involving Mrs. Doyle and Mrs. Dineen in the coffee shop in Father Ted springs to mind....

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Posted By: CarlA
Date Posted: 04-May-2004 at 19:05

Oh the advertising guy's can have real fun with these stat's



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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 04-May-2004 at 19:09
I think these boffins who dream up the stats have way too much time on their hands....perhaps they should buy themselves BMW's   lol

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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise


Posted By: spokey
Date Posted: 04-May-2004 at 20:15
Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:

Originally posted by spokey spokey wrote:

Originally posted by B 7 VP B 7 VP wrote:

So, if you have 2 Bmw,s does that give you 4.4 bragging rights!!!!!!!!!Can just see the New Sales promotions , Buy BMW and improve your Score rate.


I have two BMWs and I can sadly assure you that I don't even get 2.1.


Lets introduce our wives !!


They can mash a pot of tea together



I am currently separated, which may explain to some extent why I'm not getting any.... but if you really want to...

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Ciao,
Spokey



Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 04-May-2004 at 20:49
Hmmm, if 2.2 is the average & Im getting my oats, then there must be a load of you out there getting absolutely none


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Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: Peter H
Date Posted: 04-May-2004 at 20:55
Who was it that said, "Theres lies, Dam Lies & Statistics ?"

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Das Wolperdinger

AHN-NYUNG-HEE GA-SEH-YO


Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 04-May-2004 at 21:06
"Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that."
Homer Simpson

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Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: Floody
Date Posted: 04-May-2004 at 21:15
Wives!!!!!!!
mine has just said "If you didnt spend so much time with your car it could be 4.5 (dont know what happend with the 0.5%)

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E36 318 is in technoviolet, for sale
Thank's for the photo Coasting, Flood's on tour!


Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 04-May-2004 at 22:34

Guess I must be that bit different around here....

BMW 635 owner and female...hehehehe

 

 



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March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise


Posted By: spokey
Date Posted: 04-May-2004 at 22:54
Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Guess I must be that bit different around here....


BMW 635 owner and female...hehehehe



And....?

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Ciao,
Spokey



Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 04-May-2004 at 23:09
Originally posted by spokey spokey wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Guess I must be that bit different around here....


BMW 635 owner and female...hehehehe



And....?

lol, careful spokey, could be dangerous



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Best Wishes

Nigel



Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 04-May-2004 at 23:26
Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

Hmmm, if 2.2 is the average & Im getting my oats, then ...


...you must be a happy horse ?

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Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 05-May-2004 at 00:08

Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

Hmmm, if 2.2 is the average & Im getting my oats, then ...


...you must be a happy horse ?

I may as well write edited!!! here as I can't post a clean reply to this  



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Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor
Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 05-May-2004 at 00:22
Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

Hmmm, if 2.2 is the average & Im getting my oats, then ...


...you must be a happy horse ?


I may as well write edited!!! here as I can't post a clean reply to this



GOTCHA!!

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Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 05-May-2004 at 14:40

Originally posted by spokey spokey wrote:

[I have two BMWs and I can sadly assure you that I don't even get 2.1.

That just means there are those out there doing even better to bring the average out the way it does biglaughbiggrinbounce2biglaugh



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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.


Posted By: Badger 540
Date Posted: 05-May-2004 at 14:57

Trouble is, we spend too many hours under our German ladies.........

Speaking as someone who has just replaced the auto gearbox oil pickup filter on the 540. Had to do it on the drive yesterday, never got so wet in one day jacking the car up !!

I used 7 litres of oil (it wasn't a total drain). Got the oil from a lubricant specialist, just glad I didn't buy it from the stealer (comes out at around £17.50 a litre GULP !!).

Hands stink of synthetic gearbox oil, but they are very smooth !!

Andy   West Midlands



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Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 05-May-2004 at 15:34
can't beat a good 'lubebiggrinbounce2

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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.


Posted By: CarlA
Date Posted: 05-May-2004 at 18:08

LOL, Peter what have you started !!

Keep up the good banter guy's  !!

 



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Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 05-May-2004 at 18:57
dear, oh dear, oh dear

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Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor
Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 05-May-2004 at 19:22

Who needs boffins to tell us that BMW owners get more sex....

 

Its getting very plain on this thread that the oats are well used....

 

All this talk of lubrication is enough to turn a girl to blushing....

 



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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise


Posted By: Peter H
Date Posted: 05-May-2004 at 19:43


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AHN-NYUNG-HEE GA-SEH-YO


Posted By: Peter H
Date Posted: 05-May-2004 at 19:57
Smilies seem to be doing well !

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Das Wolperdinger

AHN-NYUNG-HEE GA-SEH-YO


Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 05-May-2004 at 23:06
Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Its getting very plain on this thread that the oats are well used....



Yes, but....



Note to Killian, Nigel, et al: "Don't you dare touch this posting."

Where has that delete button gone ? !!!! 



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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 05-May-2004 at 23:18

PMSL.....

 

Quit horsing around  



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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise


Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 05-May-2004 at 23:21
Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

PMSL.....



Quit horsing around



...whilst you're ahead....

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Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 06-May-2004 at 00:54
I think you are into your horses a bit too much!

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Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor
Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 06-May-2004 at 10:20
Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

I think you are into your horses a bit too much!


I didn't start this thread!

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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 06-May-2004 at 18:26

Me finx Tan has got brake HORSE power muddled with HORSES....(not to mention the oats too  )



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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise


Posted By: Peter H
Date Posted: 06-May-2004 at 18:40
He is the one who brought Horses into the Conversation !

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AHN-NYUNG-HEE GA-SEH-YO


Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 06-May-2004 at 18:59

What confuses me (which isn't difficult) is where the association is with BMW owners getting it more and horses....

 

I need a stiff one...drink that is.....



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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise


Posted By: Peter H
Date Posted: 06-May-2004 at 20:10
I was going to say that at least Father Ted had not made it into the link but he has !    

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Das Wolperdinger

AHN-NYUNG-HEE GA-SEH-YO


Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 06-May-2004 at 22:58

Horsey

You need help mate, give matron a call, get her to bring more screens



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Best Wishes

Nigel



Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 06-May-2004 at 23:01
Originally posted by Peter H Peter H wrote:

He is the one who brought Horses into the Conversation !


If you refer carefully back into recent postings, you will find that Killian lit the spark, with his remark about oats. After that, it was downhill all the way....

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Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 06-May-2004 at 23:03
Originally posted by Peter H Peter H wrote:

I was going to say that at least†Father Ted had not made it into the link but he has !




There. That good enough for you?

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Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 06-May-2004 at 23:09


Just as well we're not discussing the County Clare blowjob, then....

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Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 06-May-2004 at 23:10

Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:


If you refer carefully back into recent postings, you will find that Killian lit the spark, with his remark about oats. After that, it was downhill all the way....

Have a word with my mates - the conversations usually go downhill fast when Im around!



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Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 06-May-2004 at 23:29
Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

Have a word with my mates - the conversations usually go downhill fast when Im around!



We'd gathered that....

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Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 07-May-2004 at 00:19
Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

Have a word with my mates - the conversations usually go downhill fast when Im around!



We'd gathered that....

LOL - you ain't seen nothing! 



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Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor
Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 07-May-2004 at 00:19

Ah! so thats why certain BMW's are as common as 'rocking HORSE poo'....

 

And thats a mighty long one you got there, Tan....back to lubrication now then I spose  



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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise


Posted By: Peter H
Date Posted: 07-May-2004 at 06:32
Talk about "Blowing your own Trumpet" !, With luck its Gone AwaY !

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AHN-NYUNG-HEE GA-SEH-YO


Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 07-May-2004 at 09:03
I reckon youve pulled here horsey old chap, possible bmwcc romance and wedding with Goldryder ?????

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Best Wishes

Nigel



Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 07-May-2004 at 10:21
Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:

I reckon youve pulled here horsey old chap, possible bmwcc romance and wedding with Goldryder ?????



...some dinner... a little light dancing... who knows where it might lead...? *kof*

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Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 07-May-2004 at 10:23

what will the wedding car be?



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Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor
Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 07-May-2004 at 10:30


"I thought that the Catholic Church felt that type o' thing was inherently wrong...."

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Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 07-May-2004 at 18:39
Earth to horsey, earth to horsey, come in horsey ....over.....blip.blip.blip.blip

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Best Wishes

Nigel



Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 07-May-2004 at 19:04
Horsey - I notice Goldryder is not commenting - maybe it's because you are dressed up like Chris Eubank

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Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 07-May-2004 at 19:16

Gentlemen please....calm yourselves...

I am already spoken for boys!

 

(I am with a very nice Skyline owner who hopefully will be coming to Beaulieu with me and the 6)

 



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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise


Posted By: Peter H
Date Posted: 07-May-2004 at 19:16
You mean its NOT Chris Eubank ????, Ah---- no Truck

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Das Wolperdinger

AHN-NYUNG-HEE GA-SEH-YO


Posted By: Peter H
Date Posted: 07-May-2004 at 19:21
What --- You are Snow White ?????????????    

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AHN-NYUNG-HEE GA-SEH-YO


Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 07-May-2004 at 23:55
If this were Private Eye, I think we would be expecting the following comment sooner or later:

(Enough. -Ed)

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Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 08-May-2004 at 01:08
Awwwwww horseys all let down now

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Best Wishes

Nigel



Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 08-May-2004 at 18:21
Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:

Awwwwww horseys all let down now


Be quiet, Nigel.

I find my horse is just as good company as a good woman, no disrespect meant, and when he's lying down in his stable, he makes a very comfortable grey sofa to recline on. It must be something to do with being the "strong, silent type"...

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Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 08-May-2004 at 20:38
Or could it be the fetish for gee gees lol

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Best Wishes

Nigel



Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 08-May-2004 at 20:58
Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:

Earth to horsey, earth to horsey, come in horsey ....over.....blip.blip.blip.blip


"Sorry. The number you are calling has not been recognised. Please check, and try again...."

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Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 11-May-2004 at 11:39
Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

[
Be quiet, Nigel.

I find my horse is just as good company as a good woman, no disrespect meant, and when he's lying down in his stable


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Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 11-May-2004 at 11:43

Oooh, got so excited I pressed the button before writing the post.... (think of football, think of football, think of football) anyway, back to the post///

Be careful Horsey, the RSPCA could have something to say about your relationship!!



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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.


Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 11-May-2004 at 11:47

I guess his favourite tv show is Muffin The Mule!

I'll get me coat!

 



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Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor
Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: spokey
Date Posted: 12-May-2004 at 09:04
Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

I guess his favourite tv show is Muffin The Mule!


I'll get me coat!




At least he's not Dobbin the donkey...

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Ciao,
Spokey



Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 12-May-2004 at 10:06
I think the last couple of posts show how people have really aged....

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Posted By: Peter H
Date Posted: 13-May-2004 at 03:36
Well at least no Muffim The Mule Jokes

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Das Wolperdinger

AHN-NYUNG-HEE GA-SEH-YO


Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 13-May-2004 at 10:02
I think we've opened a window there, haven't we? We'll shut it now...

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Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 13-May-2004 at 10:08

you scared of the truth Ivan?



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Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor
Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 13-May-2004 at 13:31
Would that be "truth" as defined by the "Daily Mirror", Killian???

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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 13-May-2004 at 18:29

PMSL

 

I have gone all HORSE with laughing so much 



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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise


Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 13-May-2004 at 18:33
Oh, it's alright for you....! I've got to sit here and read all these hack amateur comedy attempts

"Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in fa' me!"

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Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 13-May-2004 at 19:09

Sounds like Horsey's a bit of an Equestrian Thespian daaarling....

(try thaying that witfh a lifpt)



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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.


Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 13-May-2004 at 19:12

Who was it that brought in the HORSES in the first place?

 

 

Cos they should be left outside.  They make a hell of a mess on the carpet.

PMSL



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March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise


Posted By: Peter H
Date Posted: 14-May-2004 at 08:31

So - we have now sunk to the Depths of the Carry On Films!

Miniture Horses ok inside as smaller than some dogs, also Rocking & Clothes Horses dont make much mess,



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Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 14-May-2004 at 10:10
Originally posted by Derek M5 Derek M5 wrote:

Sounds like Horsey's†a bit of an Equestrian Thespian daaarling....


(try thaying that witfh a lifpt)



I'm classically trained, I'll have you know...

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Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 14-May-2004 at 10:10
Originally posted by Peter H Peter H wrote:

...Clothes Horses dont make much mess,



..unless you're married to one, in which case the mess is on your bank and credit card statements....

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Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 14-May-2004 at 10:36
Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Originally posted by Peter H Peter H wrote:

...Clothes Horses dont make much mess,



..unless you're married to one, in which case the mess is on your bank and credit card statements....

???



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Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor
Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 14-May-2004 at 11:24
Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

???



Ah, the voice of someone who's been there?

That's why my Six has a sticker in the rear windscreen reading:

"ABOLISH DIVORCE. STAY SINGLE."

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Posted By: Peter H
Date Posted: 14-May-2004 at 14:03

Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:





That's why my Six has a sticker in the rear windscreen reading:

"ABOLISH DIVORCE. STAY SINGLE."

  Now i know ive just crossed 9 timezones but that makes no sense, if you stay single there is no need to get Divorced, so why abolish it ?  Someone has lost plot & its not me



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AHN-NYUNG-HEE GA-SEH-YO


Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 14-May-2004 at 14:21
Originally posted by Peter H Peter H wrote:

Now i know ive just crossed 9 timezones but that makes no sense, if you stay single there is no need to get Divorced, so why abolish it ?† Someone has lost plot & its not me



You've just answered your own question. If you stay single, there's no need for divorce. If there's no need for divorce, then the concept can be abolished.

*sigh*

I'll get me coat...

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Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 23-July-2004 at 00:11

Originally posted by Floody Floody wrote:

Must admit 500.. whats the record on this site????

this thread keeps breaking all records! I don't think a technical thread on how to wire up a cigarette lighter could go on this long!



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Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor
Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 23-July-2004 at 00:13
Anytime, use the advanced driving forum if you can, anything else is just my opinion.

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Best Wishes

Nigel



Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 23-July-2004 at 00:14

All this HORSING around is such fun...

Shame the old NAG isn't here to enjoy it though 



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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise


Posted By: Floody
Date Posted: 23-July-2004 at 00:15
Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

You know, its very difficult trying to concentrate on this thread when in the background I have descriptions of self castration on the telly...


The weather has been so weird today......


Could you say that in a HIGH voice????(hummm nice)!!
load of b...s if you ask me!!!!!
now on to page 30!!!!!!!!(without getting CUT off???)

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Mark E30 M3 RHD!!! now sold !!! still crying!!!!
E36 318 is in technoviolet, for sale
Thank's for the photo Coasting, Flood's on tour!


Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 23-July-2004 at 00:16
Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

Originally posted by Floody Floody wrote:

Must admit 500.. whats the record on this site????

this thread keeps breaking all records! I don't think a technical thread on how to wire up a cigarette lighter could go on this long!

I took the back off my telly and the wires were live...........DONT TOUCH IT



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Best Wishes

Nigel



Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 23-July-2004 at 00:17

Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:

I took the back off my telly and the wires were live...........DONT TOUCH IT

What are you drinking there N.? Someone spiked your cocoa?



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Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor
Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 23-July-2004 at 00:18
Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

Originally posted by Floody Floody wrote:

Must admit 500.. whats the record on this site????

this thread keeps breaking all records! I don't think a technical thread on how to wire up a cigarette lighter could go on this long!

1. Ciggy lighter..mine has dropped off and thru the center console, been meaning to go fishing for it 

2. The moddies are at it again Floody..all turning up at once..or at least in twos...bit like fuzziewuzzies..one to take numbers and one to take letters  lol

 

off to find the anti spear vest again  >>---------->   >>----------->



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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise


Posted By: Floody
Date Posted: 23-July-2004 at 00:19
Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:

Anytime, use the advanced driving forum if you can, anything else is just my opinion.

thanks nigel its just my brother did both i did one and !!!!!!!!!we have heated discusions!!!!!!!

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Mark E30 M3 RHD!!! now sold !!! still crying!!!!
E36 318 is in technoviolet, for sale
Thank's for the photo Coasting, Flood's on tour!


Posted By: Floody
Date Posted: 23-July-2004 at 00:20
Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

Originally posted by Floody Floody wrote:

Must admit 500.. whats the record on this site????


this thread keeps breaking all records! I don't think a technical thread on how to wire up a cigarette lighter could go on this long!


Must remember to buy some matches!!!!!!

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Mark E30 M3 RHD!!! now sold !!! still crying!!!!
E36 318 is in technoviolet, for sale
Thank's for the photo Coasting, Flood's on tour!


Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 23-July-2004 at 00:20
Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:

Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

Originally posted by Floody Floody wrote:

Must admit 500.. whats the record on this site????

this thread keeps breaking all records! I don't think a technical thread on how to wire up a cigarette lighter could go on this long!

I took the back off my telly and the wires were live...........DONT TOUCH IT

 

Nigel..you dozy wombat, why you take it off????  Are you mad???????



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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise


Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 23-July-2004 at 00:21
Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:

I took the back off my telly and the wires were live...........DONT TOUCH IT

What are you drinking there N.? Someone spiked your cocoa?

Sorry boss, your ciggy lighter one made me think of it, it was some amusing stuff steve wright did years ago on the radio, it was set to some pop song or other, and done in a suffolk or norfolk accent.

I think perhaps you needed to be there, maybe doesnt come across in print.



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Best Wishes

Nigel



Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 23-July-2004 at 00:22
just looking at the page # links below. What happens when this goes on to 100 pages (or more). They will take up half of the page


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Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 23-July-2004 at 00:25

Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

just looking at the page # links below. What happens when this goes on to 100 pages (or more). They will take up half of the page

 

Providing this thread isn't castrated, we shall find out 



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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise


Posted By: Floody
Date Posted: 23-July-2004 at 00:27
Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:


Originally posted by Floody Floody wrote:

Must admit 500.. whats the record on this site????


this thread keeps breaking all records! I don't think a technical thread on how to wire up a cigarette lighter could go on this long!



1. Ciggy lighter..mine has dropped off and thru the center console, been meaning to go fishing for it


2. The moddies are at it again Floody..all turning up at once..or at least in twos...bit like fuzziewuzzies..one to take numbers and one to take letters lol



off to find the anti spear vest again >>---------->   >>----------->


I'm with you girl.....
Whats it to be RED PENBlue to blush?????
or is it ......GREEN FOR LETS GO FOR IT???????

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Mark E30 M3 RHD!!! now sold !!! still crying!!!!
E36 318 is in technoviolet, for sale
Thank's for the photo Coasting, Flood's on tour!


Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 23-July-2004 at 00:29

hmmm...not quite sure how to respond to that Floody apart from...

 

WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO I made my 500 posts 



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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise


Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 23-July-2004 at 00:30
has this thing gone boobies up again, it just refused a post ?

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Best Wishes

Nigel



Posted By: Floody
Date Posted: 23-July-2004 at 00:32
Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

just looking at the page # links below. What happens when this goes on to 100 pages (or more). They will take up half of the page

KIllian I always thought you were the technical sort....

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Mark E30 M3 RHD!!! now sold !!! still crying!!!!
E36 318 is in technoviolet, for sale
Thank's for the photo Coasting, Flood's on tour!


Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 23-July-2004 at 00:32
Must have been the way you typed it Nigel..either that or you modded yourself by accident....advanced typist...

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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise


Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 23-July-2004 at 00:35

Originally posted by Floody Floody wrote:

Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:

Anytime, use the advanced driving forum if you can, anything else is just my opinion.

thanks nigel its just my brother did both i did one and !!!!!!!!!we have heated discusions!!!!!!!

Ah brothers !!

My little brother ( he hates being called that ), is an ADI.

We went for  a drive, me driving first showing the advanced stuff, he wasnt impressed.

He then showed me how it is supposed to be done, the plonker went through a red light !!

A subject best kept away from brothers I think.



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Best Wishes

Nigel



Posted By: Floody
Date Posted: 23-July-2004 at 00:36
Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

hmmm...not quite sure how to respond to that Floody apart from...



WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO I made my 500 posts


Yes but in a MALE voice "Was that good for you"????????
( )

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Mark E30 M3 RHD!!! now sold !!! still crying!!!!
E36 318 is in technoviolet, for sale
Thank's for the photo Coasting, Flood's on tour!



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