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Topic: Something to tax the grey cells lol
Posted By: Goldryder
Subject: Something to tax the grey cells lol
Date Posted: 08-May-2004 at 16:02

http://www.thespark.com - www.thespark.com

 

I already did the 'Death Test'..came out pushing up daisies on Friday 8th October 2004 when all my m8's have had dates of their demise in the late 2050's....not fair...

 

Plenty of silly quizzes on there to keep you amused while its raining outside 



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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise



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Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 08-May-2004 at 17:04

I'm Febuary the 9th 2017

It must have been the team sex that did for you lol 

And apparently I'm a woman...move over Gary



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Best Wishes

Nigel



Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 08-May-2004 at 18:02

I also did the 'Purity Test'.....78%

 



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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise


Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 08-May-2004 at 20:49
I'm 35% pure

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Best Wishes

Nigel



Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 08-May-2004 at 20:59
I'm off back to the stables.....

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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 08-May-2004 at 21:22

But I am 92% woman apparently and 98% compatable with my other half.....

 



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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise


Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 08-May-2004 at 21:51

Apparently I will pop my cloggs on Monday, April 16th 2035, when Im 62.

According to the Sex Test Result:- "You have a 82% chance of dying during sex" - what a way to go (like Atilla the Hun!)



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Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor
Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 08-May-2004 at 22:29
Did I say this would go downhill?

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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 08-May-2004 at 22:35
Apparently I am a mere 27% wench..can't be bad  lol

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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise


Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 08-May-2004 at 23:53

Do the gender test Killian

Lets have the truth lol



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Best Wishes

Nigel



Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 09-May-2004 at 00:58

Oh Jebus - they are 72% sure Im a woman - I must get my birth cert altered!
At least now I can tell the world about my dress wearing habits and not be embarrased 



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Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor
Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: CarlA
Date Posted: 09-May-2004 at 09:56

I'm 64% pure



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Posted By: Peter Fenwick
Date Posted: 10-May-2004 at 12:57

Well, I'm going to live to 72 which isn't bad but I'm going to die on my birthday which is a bit of a bummer. Only a 3% chance of homicide

I'm 54% pure and I am only going to have 3 more sexual partners in my lifetime, 2 of which I'm going to fall in love with. Best not let my girlfriend know that!! I also stand a 36% chance of dying during sex. Couldn't think of a better way to go!



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Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel.


Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 11-May-2004 at 11:31
Office morality filter strikes again, but to get into the spirit of the thread, I'll accept suggestions form those of you that know meBig Smile

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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.


Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 11-May-2004 at 11:51

Derek
apparently you will kick the bucket on Wed May 12th 2004 - just enough time to change your will and leave your M5 to me!

Oh, and both the gender & sex tests rejected your details - almost seemed like it was laughing at you



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Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor
Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 11-May-2004 at 14:16
Originally posted by Derek M5 Derek M5 wrote:

....I'll accept suggestions from those of you that know me


...intimately?



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Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 11-May-2004 at 15:50

Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Originally posted by Derek M5 Derek M5 wrote:

....I'll accept suggestions from those of you that know me


...intimately?

I wouldn't want to upset the horse...



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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.


Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 11-May-2004 at 15:59
http://www.queendom.com/tests/minitests/fx/honesty.html - on a similar note
I got 15%

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Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor
Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: CarlA
Date Posted: 11-May-2004 at 18:55

30% on the honest score, it said it was in the middle of the road. I always drive on the left, honest Officer.



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Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 11-May-2004 at 21:50
I got 55 on the honest score.......is that good or bad ?

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Best Wishes

Nigel



Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 12-May-2004 at 07:22
I got 35, but then again I could be lying...

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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.



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