Britney’s knicker ban
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Printed Date: 29-April-2024 at 14:34
Topic: Britney’s knicker ban
Posted By: Peter Fenwick
Subject: Britney’s knicker ban
Date Posted: 17-May-2004 at 15:13
Six months in prison for showing your knickers!! if they introduced that law in Middlesbrough every woman out on Friday/Saturday night would be arrested.
------------- Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel. |
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Posted By: B 7 VP
Date Posted: 17-May-2004 at 19:01
 Now Go through the UK Laws going back to 00 AD, its a Sin to have a Breath of Air!!!!!!!!!( NOT a Lot changes, does it ???)------------- SAFETYFAST |
Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 17-May-2004 at 20:30
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I think its terrible - if she wants, she can come around to my place and strutt her stuff without fear of the law! ------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
Posted By: aussie840
Date Posted: 18-May-2004 at 10:46
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You should see the looks on yankee tourist's faces when they see the signs on the local pub doors here that say: 'no thongs allowed' here a thong is footwear, i think the yanks call thim flip flops or something. skip ------------- http://home.iprimus.com.au/charlew/e31/840-1.jpg"> 
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Posted By: Peter Fenwick
Date Posted: 18-May-2004 at 12:21
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Skip, Why are flip flops not allowed in pubs? ------------- Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel. |
Posted By: aussie840
Date Posted: 18-May-2004 at 12:59
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cos the pub owner's don't like smelly feet pong and they say its not 'appropriate dress code' - don't worry we can't understand it either. skip
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Posted By: Peter Fenwick
Date Posted: 18-May-2004 at 15:02
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I can understand about smelly feet, but not dress code. That kind of thing gets on my ****. BTW Whats an 840 like to run cost wise. I have always liked the 8 series but I bet they cost a bit to maintain. Saw a beautiful silver 850 on Saturday. Every bit as nice as a Ferrari if you ask me. ------------- Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel. |
Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 18-May-2004 at 17:10
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Somehow I think its you that may be living in fear as Mrs K comes home with the shopping ! ------------- Best Wishes Nigel |
kbannon wrote:Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 18-May-2004 at 22:04
possibly because of glass >> cuts >> insurance
alas I think you are right but sure maybe I could pretend that Im just being charitable! ------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
Posted By: therealmccoy
Date Posted: 18-May-2004 at 22:46
I have an even better solution! She doesn't have to wear any!!!
 Everyone's 'Appy!
Oh, and Aussie840, there are places over here where Thongs are footwear... James ------------- Work Harder! A Million Benefit Claimants Depend On YOU! E30 M3, The REAL McCoy! 89 M3 Now Sold 99 323i *FOR SALE* http://www.furzetech.co.uk" rel="nofollow - PC Probs?? Click here! |
Posted By: Nick
Date Posted: 18-May-2004 at 22:55
| isn't a thong something one things? |
Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 18-May-2004 at 22:58
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Groan Nick your on the wrong thread mate, an eight pager going that suits jokes like that. ------------- Best Wishes Nigel |
Posted By: aussie840
Date Posted: 19-May-2004 at 00:10
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yeah I guess when the fights break out between the bouncer and the person wearing thongs the broken glass could cause cuts. good point.
Its no more than a 540 or 740 for common parts & drivetrain. But about 20% more for the custom parts unique to 8. The 850s are more to run, (2 of everything in the V12...). The M60/62 blocks pretty reliable. Glad you like the 8, I think its better looking than the new 645Ci, what a razorback.
what places? i've been to UK & Scotland a couple of times people use to stare at me strange when I wore them in the street. seeya ian (aka skip) p.s. i really appreciate a bmw forum that devotes time to discussing thongs. thanks
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Posted By: Nick
Date Posted: 19-May-2004 at 11:32
I'll get my coat |