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Printed Date: 21-May-2024 at 16:16

Topic: funny stuff, try it!

Posted By: sleeper
Subject: funny stuff, try it!
Date Posted: 17-August-2004 at 13:42

this is good!

http://www.preparingforemergencies.co.uk/ - www.preparingforemergencies.co.uk/

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Posted By: kenny
Date Posted: 17-August-2004 at 13:54

Hilarious! And probably not far from the truth.

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Alive.........but for how long?

1999 V E46 318se Black with grey leather

Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: 17-August-2004 at 13:55

I think this was labours first draft......

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Posted By: stephenperry
Date Posted: 18-August-2004 at 21:58

our official booklet came through the letterbox and went straight in the bin

i think theres only one thing that you can really do in the event of a life-threatening emergency -

1. stand up straight and tall with your legs splayed

2. bend over as if going to touch your toes, being careful to bend at the waist and not at the knees

3. when your head is about thigh-height, poke your head as best you can through the gap in your legs...

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2007 Ford Mondeo 2.0 TDCI Titanium X Auto

1983 Ford Sierra XR4i

Posted By: stephenperry
Date Posted: 18-August-2004 at 21:59

and kiss your a*** goodbye!!!

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2007 Ford Mondeo 2.0 TDCI Titanium X Auto

1983 Ford Sierra XR4i

Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 29-August-2004 at 12:08

trying not to sh_t yourself

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V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate
J Reg Saab 900i 16v
'63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe
R reg Honda PC50 moped..

No BMW as yet...

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