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Topic: On the subject of vandalisation...
Posted By: spokey
Subject: On the subject of vandalisation...
Date Posted: 18-August-2004 at 08:31
I am doing a benchmark with a business partner down in Winchester. I was utterly delighted to walk out to the hotel car park on Monday morning to find that some kind soul had keyed the back of my 7.

Words cannot express the joy I felt, or my warm wishes towards the person who so kindly improved my car for me.

The delight goes beyond my ability to express, and I trust that he or she will be suitably rewarded.

(Is that better, Killian?)

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Ciao,
Spokey




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Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 18-August-2004 at 10:13
LOL
The other one was closed due to the gory direction (rightly so?) being taken
K.

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Posted By: Evostick
Date Posted: 19-August-2004 at 16:49

Makes you sick doesn't it, bet if you'd have caught the **** and done what I'd like to do to the **** who keyed my M3 you'd be straight down the station.....

What kind of place do we live in where there is no respect for anything or anyone.......



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Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: 19-August-2004 at 18:06
I'm not going to say anything.

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Posted By: Nostrils
Date Posted: 19-August-2004 at 18:21
What comes around goes around.....3 times worse - Vandals will have short and desparate lives, who are we to change that for them, they might create havoc on the way for others, but their lives are muc tougher and less rewarding......shame

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Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 19-August-2004 at 19:55
I won't like to say what I'd do to them.


How about giving them a nice big bunch of flowers...


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Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 19-August-2004 at 20:50
Vandalisation? Don't you mean "Vandalism"?

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Posted By: Peter Fenwick
Date Posted: 20-August-2004 at 10:38

Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Vandalisation? Don't you mean "Vandalism"?

Who are you? the gramar police!! a_smil17



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Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 21-August-2004 at 00:30
Originally posted by Peter Fenwick Peter Fenwick wrote:

Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Vandalisation? Don't you mean "Vandalism"?


Who are you? the gramar police!!



Two "m"s in grammar!

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Posted By: aussie840
Date Posted: 21-August-2004 at 05:16

The local police here are known for giving warning shots to the head for such behaviour to property.  Some think they are being overly aggressive. 

Skip



Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 21-August-2004 at 10:26
You can never be over agressive to the little *%$#* in my everso humble opinion

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Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 21-August-2004 at 11:41

Originally posted by Nostrils Nostrils wrote:

3 times worse - Vandals will have short and desparate lives, who are we to change that for them, they might create havoc on the way for others, but their lives are muc tougher and less rewarding......shame

Is this wishful thinking or do we have proof 'cos that'd cheer me up no end! We should be allowed to put them out of their misery, it'd be the kindest thing.



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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 21-August-2004 at 11:55
Originally posted by Derek M5 Derek M5 wrote:

Originally posted by Nostrils Nostrils wrote:

3 times worse - Vandals will have short and desparate lives, who are we to change that for them, they might create havoc on the way for others, but their lives are muc tougher and less rewarding......shame

Is this wishful thinking or do we have proof 'cos that'd cheer me up no end! We should be allowed to put them out of their misery, it'd be the kindest thing.

What would your choice of method be?



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Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 21-August-2004 at 12:56
Something fairly blunt & very rusty?

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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 21-August-2004 at 13:03

Originally posted by Derek M5 Derek M5 wrote:

Something fairly blunt & very rusty?

hmmmm....let me think.....

I know!!!!!

A rusty Ford Sierra with fluffy dice and go faster chevrons and bad boy bonnet and...and...and...well you get the idea



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Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 21-August-2004 at 13:07
Pinking shears was more the direction I was going.... (I obviously spend too much time with female divorcees!)

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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 21-August-2004 at 13:11

Originally posted by Derek M5 Derek M5 wrote:

Pinking shears was more the direction I was going.... (I obviously spend too much time with female divorcees!)

 

erm....well...ummm.....a rusty Sierra with pinked edges migh do the trick, specially if painted girly pink..perfect to parade the numbnutz who like to deface other peoples hard worked for property..

We have a pink minibus over here that is used for unruly schoolkids, it has no heating and windows that don't close, the seats are so close together that the kids get pinned into place and its a lovely shade of pink...the kids love it (not)



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Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 21-August-2004 at 13:14
I suppose if we're not allowed hurt them then mortification might be ok. Damn this being civilised.... If someone chooses to opt of of societies boundaries why should we entangle ourselves in a moral and ethical guilt fest?

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Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 21-August-2004 at 13:18
apparently if you tell a policeman that your taxes pay his wages, he will bend over backwards to help you - worth a try!


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2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 21-August-2004 at 13:27

Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

apparently if you tell a policeman that your taxes pay his wages, he will bend over backwards to help you - worth a try!

 

You got to find a policeman first....



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Posted By: spokey
Date Posted: 21-August-2004 at 14:25
Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

apparently if you tell a policeman that your taxes pay his wages, he will bend over backwards to help you - worth a try!


That's the funniest post I've read all year...

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Ciao,
Spokey



Posted By: spokey
Date Posted: 21-August-2004 at 14:32
Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Vandalisation? Don't you mean "Vandalism"?


Actually, I do! But I can quote:

van·dal·ize   Audio pronunciation of "vandalization" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (vndl-z)
tr.v. van·dal·ized, van·dal·iz·ing, van·dal·iz·es

    To destroy or deface (public or private property) willfully or maliciously.

vandal·i·zation (--zshn) n.

It's a lame excuse though, I did mean "vandalism".

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Ciao,
Spokey



Posted By: kenny
Date Posted: 21-August-2004 at 17:34

Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

apparently if you tell a policeman that your taxes pay his wages, he will bend over backwards to help you - worth a try!

Absolutely true, we love to be told that. Suppose I pay some of my own wages too. Does that make me partially self employed?



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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 21-August-2004 at 17:37
Originally posted by kenny kenny wrote:

Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

apparently if you tell a policeman that your taxes pay his wages, he will bend over backwards to help you - worth a try!

Absolutely true, we love to be told that. Suppose I pay some of my own wages too. Does that make me partially self employed?

Just goes to show that you can never do too much for a good boss.....



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March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise


Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 21-August-2004 at 18:49
Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

apparently if you tell a policeman that your taxes pay his wages, he will bend over backwards to help you - worth a try!


..and then he'll boot you out of the station at 5 in the morning so they don't have to give you breakfast.

read this on a forum..
'..a local councilor got mugged the other day. They took all my money he had on him...'

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Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 21-August-2004 at 20:47
Dictionary.com has Vandalization but given that we are using English and not American a search on http://www.askoxford.com/dictionaries/ - http://www.askoxford.com/dictionaries/  gives nothing for Vandalisation

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1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: chasseur
Date Posted: 21-August-2004 at 20:56
Makes you wonder if our Middle eastern brothers have got there approach to  punishments wrong after all?!!


Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 21-August-2004 at 22:10
Originally posted by chasseur chasseur wrote:

Makes you wonder if our Middle eastern brothers have got there approach to punishments wrong after all?!!



You've got to 'hand' it to them, they know how to deal with crims..

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J Reg Saab 900i 16v
'63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe
R reg Honda PC50 moped..

No BMW as yet...


Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 21-August-2004 at 22:18
Originally posted by Rhys Rhys wrote:

Originally posted by chasseur chasseur wrote:

Makes you wonder if our Middle eastern brothers have got there approach to punishments wrong after all?!!



You've got to 'hand' it to them, they know how to deal with crims..


Yes, lashings of appropriate punishment....

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