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Nigel
Moderator Group Joined: 09-November-2002 Status: Offline Points: 6941 |
Topic: Caption Competition Posted: 10-April-2005 at 20:16 |
Play Nicely |
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Nigel
Moderator Group Joined: 09-November-2002 Status: Offline Points: 6941 |
Posted: 10-April-2005 at 20:19 |
Man with no hands has to learn to type again
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spokey
Bavarian-Board Contributor Offensive and obnoxious tub of lard Joined: 02-March-2004 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 1948 |
Posted: 11-April-2005 at 02:57 |
Confucious say: man with hands in pockets...
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kbannon
Admin Group E39 525i Sport Individual Joined: 09-October-2002 Location: 64 Zoo Lane Status: Offline Points: 15508 |
Posted: 11-April-2005 at 04:27 |
are they centre caps in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? |
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B 7 VP
Really Senior Member II Joined: 04-November-2003 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 1115 |
Posted: 11-April-2005 at 04:50 |
Rouges Gallery--Trust Nigel to blow it
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SAFETYFAST
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Coasting
Really Senior Member II www.TOTALTORQUE.net Joined: 05-February-2005 Location: Not with the two-faced bloke. Status: Offline Points: 2125 |
Posted: 11-April-2005 at 06:56 |
Camera-man : "Back a bit, back a bit, about another 12 ft and it'll be spot on." |
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b7 eater
Senior Member II BMW anoraks Joined: 16-November-2003 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 163 |
Posted: 11-April-2005 at 07:55 |
e bay advert...... rare alpina b7 no reserve comes complete with free valet.
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E21 323i baur
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owenw
Really Senior Member II Joined: 11-December-2004 Location: Craggy Island Status: Offline Points: 556 |
Posted: 11-April-2005 at 08:45 |
...so that's how I became Brosnan's stunt driver in the Bond films... which was nice. |
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OwenW - E36 318is
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therealmccoy
Really Senior Member II Joined: 27-April-2003 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 552 |
Posted: 11-April-2005 at 08:47 |
J R Hartley finds the car he wanted...
...But has misplaced his Panama, Size 7... James |
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Nigel
Moderator Group Joined: 09-November-2002 Status: Offline Points: 6941 |
Posted: 11-April-2005 at 09:20 |
I was waiting for .....NEWSFLASH, moderator found dead in Worcestershire woods !!!! |
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Gimlet
Groupie Joined: 23-January-2005 Location: Warwickshire Status: Offline Points: 54 |
Posted: 11-April-2005 at 09:23 |
This reminded me of something I read regarding the footballer Jason McAteer whilst he was at Liverpool. He had just taken delivery of a new Porsche, and on the morning after delivery he had pulled it round to the front of his house and left it outside with the engine running to warm it and the interior up. He then found that he had locked both sets of keys inside the car and called the AA for assistance. Upon arrival the AA Man said that he could probably get into the car using a coat-hanger and asked JM to go inside and fetch one. JM went back into the house and returned with a coat-hanger ..... a wooden one. Sorry, I know I digress but I laugh everytime I think of it. The character in the photograph looks decidedly dodgy to me hence reminding me of the above story. I'm sure I've seen him before ... with Shaw Taylor on Police 5 perhaps ... Keep them peeled !!
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Central Region Secretary
Alpina Roadster S Lux Maldives Blue http://www.thealpinaregister.com/displaycars.php?range=118&m odel=466 http://www.thealpinaregister.com/photos.php?alpinaid=35&cari d=466 |
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Praktisk
Really Senior Member II "Wanna buy some pegs Dave?" Joined: 06-June-2004 Location: Royston Vasey - Are U Local? Status: Offline Points: 845 |
Posted: 11-April-2005 at 09:31 |
Wish I aged as well as this car. (Seriously tho, that really is a nice motor...good find.) Edited by Praktisk |
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B 7 VP
Really Senior Member II Joined: 04-November-2003 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 1115 |
Posted: 11-April-2005 at 12:15 |
All Comments have been noted-- and inputed into my ECU--No NO !!!! dont call me--My Lawyers WILL be chatting with you /////////////////// Amazing init!!!- Our Central Web intro,s NOW show MY Pro shot of "THE" Nigel- which is a clear No Shakes PRO jobbie--His is ------- look at the lines on the side-Mind You, I WAS going Warp-so its poss they melted a bit in the HEAT, and the wheelcaps went AWOL. |
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Praktisk
Really Senior Member II "Wanna buy some pegs Dave?" Joined: 06-June-2004 Location: Royston Vasey - Are U Local? Status: Offline Points: 845 |
Posted: 11-April-2005 at 12:24 |
B7 VP .. I have yet to fully understand a single one of your posts. A man after my own heart - (your not having it tho) - Keep it up.
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"Only The Tyres Are Allowed To Smoke!" -- 2001 330ci Sport (man) - "Oh This Is a Saga Now!" -- E46 Section Remote CCTV Solutions |
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Nigel
Moderator Group Joined: 09-November-2002 Status: Offline Points: 6941 |
Posted: 11-April-2005 at 12:25 |
First time I've used the camera on that basis, and of course it is a video camera, so I've just taken screen shots from it. It does have a photo button, so maybe that will work better than a screen shot. As for the comments above...well, just refer to my caption lol |
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Nigel
Moderator Group Joined: 09-November-2002 Status: Offline Points: 6941 |
Posted: 11-April-2005 at 12:28 |
I'll do my best for you, I think he is saying I'm dead when he next gets hold of me, and the picture he took of me, just after that one I took of him, is better. You can see both on the Central region website, on the committe members page should you wish to judge. http://bmwcarclubgb.co.uk/regions/centrl/committe.htm Edited by Nigel |
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Praktisk
Really Senior Member II "Wanna buy some pegs Dave?" Joined: 06-June-2004 Location: Royston Vasey - Are U Local? Status: Offline Points: 845 |
Posted: 11-April-2005 at 12:30 |
Lovely Nigel.
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"Only The Tyres Are Allowed To Smoke!" -- 2001 330ci Sport (man) - "Oh This Is a Saga Now!" -- E46 Section Remote CCTV Solutions |
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Nigel
Moderator Group Joined: 09-November-2002 Status: Offline Points: 6941 |
Posted: 11-April-2005 at 12:32 |
Yeah...cheers mate...he doesnt need any help |
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Praktisk
Really Senior Member II "Wanna buy some pegs Dave?" Joined: 06-June-2004 Location: Royston Vasey - Are U Local? Status: Offline Points: 845 |
Posted: 11-April-2005 at 12:33 |
You have the rights to EDIT True enough, but I daren't, I started it lol Edited by Nigel |
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"Only The Tyres Are Allowed To Smoke!" -- 2001 330ci Sport (man) - "Oh This Is a Saga Now!" -- E46 Section Remote CCTV Solutions |
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owenw
Really Senior Member II Joined: 11-December-2004 Location: Craggy Island Status: Offline Points: 556 |
Posted: 11-April-2005 at 17:49 |
Nigel, you're a brave man putting your pic up with the number of reprobates on this forum! Praktisk, wasn't it you who "improved" on Coastings' M3 not so many weeks ago *smirk* I think B 7 VP's "enigma encoded" messages are class, especially in political rant mode!
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OwenW - E36 318is
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