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    Posted: 22-May-2005 at 14:15

This thing really works....

I'm a Ho and the wife is a Gigolo

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22-May-2005 at 13:42

Originally posted by Spoon Spoon wrote:

Hmmmm....

Spoon = Puppeteer
My real name = Prostitute


So who's 'pulling' your string

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22-May-2005 at 11:23
Hmmmm....

Spoon = Puppeteer
My real name = Prostitute


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19-May-2005 at 11:27
Originally posted by Ravenelli69 Ravenelli69 wrote:

Pole dancing it is for me, while Sue's a suicide bomber!



bit of a dead end job that!

(I'll get me coat)


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19-May-2005 at 09:37

It got me sized up when it came back with: 

… who are you kidding, you work?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19-May-2005 at 08:45

Pole dancing it is for me, while Sue's a suicide bomber!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19-May-2005 at 08:31
You can never have too many sandwich board sales people,

as for Father Fluffy - all you need now is the cortina and forget about the M3
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19-May-2005 at 07:43

I'm in retail.... When I'm not always down the pub

Anyone wanna buy a sandwich?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19-May-2005 at 07:28
Professional tramp...!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19-May-2005 at 05:15
Originally posted by Eamo Eamo wrote:

eamo - church minister!

eamon reilly - fluffy bunny trainer ???? what the hell is that


Well you could combine your talents and become Father Fluffy. Probably end up gettin' banished to Craggy Island
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19-May-2005 at 05:09
used car sales man!

Watch out Arfur!!
Terry -  play the theme tune, my son...


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19-May-2005 at 05:05

Originally posted by Eamo Eamo wrote:

eamo - church minister!

eamon reilly - fluffy bunny trainer ???? what the hell is that

  dont know but it sounds like its worth checking it out

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19-May-2005 at 04:32
eamo - church minister!

eamon reilly - fluffy bunny trainer ???? what the hell is that
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19-May-2005 at 02:33

One word

 

Gigolo

Nuff said career office calling!


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18-May-2005 at 21:43
Well I'm a nice old man. Sort of suits my choice of transport really. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18-May-2005 at 20:27
Hmmm I'm a Big Game Hunter or a dentist
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18-May-2005 at 20:22

Fey! - Nice Old Man

D Greeley - Chef

David Greeley - Office Numpty

Daithi O'Grallaigh - Panto Dame

David Francis Edward Greeley - Movie Star

So, I'm a nice old male panto dame movie star who acts as an office numpty who can cook (who, incidentally, is the offspring of a dentist and a lapdancer and whos brother is an astrology loving professional tramp!)



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18-May-2005 at 20:06
I'm a porn star, rock on.......now wheres me camera and action
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18-May-2005 at 18:42

noisufnoc - Emperor of all the world

Big Smile

528 for now
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18-May-2005 at 18:14

 

   mackeroo1.... prime minister

   john mc grath ... professional hippy

 j mc grath ... head teacher

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