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Points: 7213 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13-July-2005 at 18:20

SCOOP!!!

Penguin & Frog in Deviant Lust Triangle

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miss piggy was the "other mammal"

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Points: 10053 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13-July-2005 at 18:29
different, definately different
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Points: 7213 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13-July-2005 at 18:32

and on the miss piggy note, how about a game of SwineSweeper?

just like its microsoft namesake, but with pigs, funnily enough

http://www.arcademachine.com/go/java/help/A0163.tam

 

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Points: 6381 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13-July-2005 at 18:34
Originally posted by Rhys Rhys wrote:

different, definately different


Should give your "amateur pornog... er, photography" a run for the money....

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Readers Amphibians, anyone? lol

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Points: 6381 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13-July-2005 at 19:04
Originally posted by stephenperry stephenperry wrote:

Readers Amphibians, anyone? lol


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Points: 7213 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13-July-2005 at 19:19

"well, good mornin' postie!"

(replace the **** in the address with a well-known four letter swearword beginning with S)

site is well worth checking out for a bit of nostalgia, http://www.complete****e.com/davethewave-adverts/

not quite on a par with http://tv.cream.org but interesting nonetheless



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Points: 3625 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14-July-2005 at 01:34

I't kinda scary logging back on early in th morning not knowing what you lot were up to the night before..... all I can say is it's getting wierder by the day.

Flushed with the success of the most recent effort I may abandon my life of Pharmaceuticals and throw myself headlong into a career as a graphics design guru..... whaddyathink?



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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14-July-2005 at 07:26
OK seeing as we are in daft pic mode here...

How about putting a caption to this one....

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Tommy's efforts to reduce fleet running costs proved innovative but ineffective!
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Points: 3625 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14-July-2005 at 11:52
Nighty night people, off to enjoy last few hours of sun and first few pints of beer!!
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Points: 10053 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14-July-2005 at 17:08
Please don't post pictures that some would find sick or offensive.
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Points: 10053 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14-July-2005 at 17:09


..cut and shut project car, half started (engine missing)
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Points: 7213 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14-July-2005 at 17:13
Originally posted by Derek M5 Derek M5 wrote:

I't kinda scary logging back on early in th morning not knowing what you lot were up to the night before..... all I can say is it's getting wierder by the day.

Flushed with the success of the most recent effort I may abandon my life of Pharmaceuticals and throw myself headlong into a career as a graphics design guru..... whaddyathink?

"life of pharmaceuticals"... its plainly obvious that you take too many


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Points: 7213 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14-July-2005 at 17:15

Originally posted by Rhys Rhys wrote:



..cut and shut project car, half started (engine missing)

thats a half-assed attempt at an advert

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Points: 7213 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14-July-2005 at 17:17

needs little welding for m.o.t ?

all together now, to the theme of "Yesterday"

"Suddenly... you're not half the car you used to be... theres an angle grinder hanging over me...."

wonder if you get a reduction in road tax for that one?

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Points: 7213 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14-July-2005 at 17:19

Originally posted by Rhys Rhys wrote:

Please don't post pictures that some would find sick or offensive.

if you can't offend or annoy people, whats the point?


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Points: 534 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14-July-2005 at 17:34
Well, i have posted that picture on 4 other forums & this is the only one that it's been removed from. Chill out!


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go and email me the original pic cos i wanna see lol

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