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IamSpartacus ![]() Moderator Group ![]() ![]() Joined: 21-November-2002 Location: Singapore Status: Offline Points: 3625 |
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looks more like crap to me Hoss!
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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
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thepits ![]() Moderator Group ![]() ![]() Joined: 09-July-2003 Location: far far away Status: Offline Points: 10000473 |
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erh? no actually it isn't Edited by thepits |
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Cats know your every thought.
But don't care. |
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IamSpartacus ![]() Moderator Group ![]() ![]() Joined: 21-November-2002 Location: Singapore Status: Offline Points: 3625 |
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good Merlot is nice, Haut Merlot is superb
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thepits ![]() Moderator Group ![]() ![]() Joined: 09-July-2003 Location: far far away Status: Offline Points: 10000473 |
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poser!
(and this from some-one who is budaPEST?) |
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Cats know your every thought.
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Horsetan ![]() Really Senior Member II ![]() ![]() Say Neigh to Gatsos Joined: 11-April-2003 Location: Please let it be Ireland Status: Offline Points: 6381 |
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'tis only crap after you've stepped in it |
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IamSpartacus ![]() Moderator Group ![]() ![]() Joined: 21-November-2002 Location: Singapore Status: Offline Points: 3625 |
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crap is crap is crap Ivan.... if it smells like sh*t and looks like sh*t it ain't chocolate!
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Bigian ![]() Really Senior Member II ![]() ![]() Joined: 25-May-2005 Location: Stonehaven Status: Offline Points: 2167 |
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If you can't be good don't get caught
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IamSpartacus ![]() Moderator Group ![]() ![]() Joined: 21-November-2002 Location: Singapore Status: Offline Points: 3625 |
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God! He gets everywhere..... Can you see Jesus? |
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Horsetan ![]() Really Senior Member II ![]() ![]() Say Neigh to Gatsos Joined: 11-April-2003 Location: Please let it be Ireland Status: Offline Points: 6381 |
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Religion: 'tis a real bummer, Derek
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flyingalexf68 ![]() Really Senior Member II ![]() ![]() Joined: 01-April-2006 Location: 53°19’59,6°14’56 Status: Offline Points: 2581 |
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Jesus! I can see Jesus.
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1995 e36 3.0 M3 Coupe, Daytona Violet, AP Racing BBK, CCFL Angel Eyes, M3 Spoiler, M-Tec 3 Steering Wheel.
2000 530d Steptronic, Poverty Spec, 18" Alloys. |
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Jack735 ![]() Bavarian-Board Contributor ![]() ![]() Joined: 14-September-2005 Location: Edinburgh Status: Offline Points: 1055 |
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Top 35 Oxymorons: 35. State worker |
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Oooh, The machine of a dream, such a clean machine With the pistons a pumpin', and the alloys all gleam, When I'm holding your wheel, All I hear is your gear, With my hand on your grease gun, Mmm it's like a disease son, I'm in love with my car, gotta feel for my automobile, Get a grip on my .......
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Jack735 ![]() Bavarian-Board Contributor ![]() ![]() Joined: 14-September-2005 Location: Edinburgh Status: Offline Points: 1055 |
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Sitting In A Pub Having A Pint Of Beer A South African, an Aussie and a Scotsman were sitting in a pub having a pint of beer.
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Oooh, The machine of a dream, such a clean machine With the pistons a pumpin', and the alloys all gleam, When I'm holding your wheel, All I hear is your gear, With my hand on your grease gun, Mmm it's like a disease son, I'm in love with my car, gotta feel for my automobile, Get a grip on my .......
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Jack735 ![]() Bavarian-Board Contributor ![]() ![]() Joined: 14-September-2005 Location: Edinburgh Status: Offline Points: 1055 |
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The new Rangers manager Substitue names of rival town or city and football club where appropriate! |
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Oooh, The machine of a dream, such a clean machine With the pistons a pumpin', and the alloys all gleam, When I'm holding your wheel, All I hear is your gear, With my hand on your grease gun, Mmm it's like a disease son, I'm in love with my car, gotta feel for my automobile, Get a grip on my .......
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Jack735 ![]() Bavarian-Board Contributor ![]() ![]() Joined: 14-September-2005 Location: Edinburgh Status: Offline Points: 1055 |
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A guide to different religions Taoism: s*** happens. |
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Oooh, The machine of a dream, such a clean machine With the pistons a pumpin', and the alloys all gleam, When I'm holding your wheel, All I hear is your gear, With my hand on your grease gun, Mmm it's like a disease son, I'm in love with my car, gotta feel for my automobile, Get a grip on my .......
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540 V8 ![]() Bavarian-Board Contributor ![]() Lick my badge Joined: 07-December-2005 Location: Running the asylum Status: Offline Points: 2280 |
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What a load of s*** ! Mike |
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IamSpartacus ![]() Moderator Group ![]() ![]() Joined: 21-November-2002 Location: Singapore Status: Offline Points: 3625 |
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A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm. "I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm. "What sort of horse?" said the owner. "A female horth" the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare. "Nithe horth." says the dwarf, "Can I thee her eyeth?" So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes. "Nithe eyeth.", says the dwarf, "Can I thee her teeth?" Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth. "Nithe teeth.... can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says. By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again, picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears. "Nithe eerth.' he says 'Now...can I see her twot?" With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and shoves his head deep inside the horses fanny . He holds him there for a couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down. The dwarf shakes his head and says: "Perhapth I should weefwaze that... Can I thee her wun awound?" |
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540 V8 ![]() Bavarian-Board Contributor ![]() Lick my badge Joined: 07-December-2005 Location: Running the asylum Status: Offline Points: 2280 |
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Not laughed that hard in ages!! Nice one Derek! Mike |
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Rossi ![]() Bavarian-Board Contributor ![]() ![]() Joined: 07-May-2005 Status: Offline Points: 3311 |
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Got this today.. Think this sums up the recent events on BigBro.. |
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IamSpartacus ![]() Moderator Group ![]() ![]() Joined: 21-November-2002 Location: Singapore Status: Offline Points: 3625 |
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Need to add BB & Jade ***** to the autofilter methinks worthless bint doesn't deserve any bandwitdh
ETA Bugger did I just give her some more? |
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Jack735 ![]() Bavarian-Board Contributor ![]() ![]() Joined: 14-September-2005 Location: Edinburgh Status: Offline Points: 1055 |
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Does anybody stir their tea/cofee anti-clockwise?
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