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Originally posted by kevin kevin wrote:

what have fingers got to do with it?

please think before answering

 

erm......well.....ummmmm......well....erm.....

 

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O.K punch line.....
They dont have any Ball's to scratch
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Originally posted by Floody Floody wrote:

Originally posted by kevin kevin wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Originally posted by kevin kevin wrote:

No,No, No it's a compliment...

Ask Mark what his job is.....



There is a very distinct note of panic there, Kevin......grovelling even.....


Me grovel....

only when I have done something wrong...

so every 5 minutes

Tell me about it!!

 

Awwwww boys...

just how I prefer them.....

on their knees, grovelling    

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what have fingers got to do with it?

please think before answering
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Nope its definately dial up..I just got lightning fast fingers 
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Originally posted by kevin kevin wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Originally posted by kevin kevin wrote:

No,No, No it's a compliment...

Ask Mark what his job is.....



There is a very distinct note of panic there, Kevin......grovelling even.....


Me grovel....

only when I have done something wrong...

so every 5 minutes

Tell me about it!!
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Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Originally posted by kevin kevin wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:


Originally posted by kevin kevin wrote:

No,No, No it's a compliment...

Ask Mark what his job is.....



 



There is a very distinct note of panic there, Kevin......grovelling even.....



Me grovel....

only when I have done something wrong...

so every 5 minutes


 


Typical bloke then, eh Kevin????


 


That was fast for dialup, are you sure you don't have broadband??
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Busting out with anticipation here....
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come on Mark...we need the punch line......
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Originally posted by kevin kevin wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Originally posted by kevin kevin wrote:

No,No, No it's a compliment...

Ask Mark what his job is.....


 


There is a very distinct note of panic there, Kevin......grovelling even.....


Me grovel....

only when I have done something wrong...

so every 5 minutes

 

Typical bloke then, eh Kevin????

 

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Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Originally posted by kevin kevin wrote:

No,No, No it's a compliment...

Ask Mark what his job is.....


 


There is a very distinct note of panic there, Kevin......grovelling even.....


Me grovel....

only when I have done something wrong...

so every 5 minutes
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I dread to think....
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Any Mod's about tonight? heard this joke in the pub today,It's an old one but it made me lmao
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Originally posted by Floody Floody wrote:

Not the Bear In the Big Blue House (under 5's only)

 

Bit too high brow in the choice of telly programme there, I occasionally watch the Tellytubbies and thats about my limit.....apart from Jerry Springer of course  lol

 

and I am considerably older than 5 too.....just cos you are a mere whippersnapper, Mark....

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Not the Bear In the Big Blue House (under 5's only)
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Mark....

I can only imagine how you keep 'the women' happy....

I usually sit here and talk to the telly...or if really bored, my big cuddly teddybear.....

 

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Originally posted by kevin kevin wrote:

Of course not...


That would be an insult
far more than the rear end ..............

Thank's No, My Sister is up from Southampton, so I,m trying to watch t.v Nicola and my sister are giving it So to keep the job right you have to turn round every now and again and nod keep's the women happy!(just waiting for ally's comment's on that)!!
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Originally posted by kevin kevin wrote:

No,No, No it's a compliment...

Ask Mark what his job is.....

 

There is a very distinct note of panic there, Kevin......grovelling even.....

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No,No, No it's a compliment...

Ask Mark what his job is.....
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Originally posted by kevin kevin wrote:

Of course not...


That would be an insult









far more than the rear end ..............

 

Now thats below the belt....a very long way below....

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