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Post Options Post Options   Quote kbannon Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29-July-2004 at 00:01
I wonder what their excuse to the copper was.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote kevin Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29-July-2004 at 00:20
The police who attended the, erm, incident nearly crashed with laughter...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Nigel Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29-July-2004 at 14:28
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Horsetan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28-July-2004 at 23:59
Originally posted by Floody Floody wrote:

Just been told I must go to bed


Speaking of which, this must surely be short and to the point....
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Post Options Post Options   Quote kevin Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29-July-2004 at 00:04
That was on Rail Cops tonight...they captured the whole thing on CCTV.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Goldryder Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29-July-2004 at 00:31
Time for bed, said Zebedee......
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Goldryder Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29-July-2004 at 00:01

Good job its after the watershed Horsey....or have you been on the claret again?

 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Goldryder Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29-July-2004 at 00:05
I bet the CCTV operators were killing themselves with hysterics too 
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Nigel Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29-July-2004 at 00:55

A long long time ago, in the distant past, I was home on leave, and was having a cuddle with my now wife in a deserted ( or so I thought), car park, at the shopping center in Briely Hill, west midlands.

A nice, but red faced security guard rapped on the window, and said "ere mate, you couldnt go and do that somewhere else could you, our controllers getting on a bit, and cant take the excitement".

 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Goldryder Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29-July-2004 at 00:03

Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

I wonder what their excuse to the copper was.

"sorry officer, it is a bit dark in here and I got my savaloy muddled up"

 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Goldryder Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29-July-2004 at 00:22

Originally posted by kevin kevin wrote:

The police who attended the, erm, incident nearly crashed with laughter...

Bet they wished they had just red lights flashing instead of blue...

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Nigel Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29-July-2004 at 18:03

written by gary, of scottish region fame, on the issue of is it worth joining the BMWCC. 

"Go on you know you want to. It's only £35, you've pobably puke up more on a Saturday night". 

I thought I'd share this little gem with you all, as you may miss the original in the scottish regional forum !!

Absolutely brilliant lol



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