idea’s needed

ok

 having registered on the barry boy's forum just to read some of the awfull things they write about some of the modified cars in our country . myself and a few friends have decided to build the best barry boy car for a laugh . now i know some of you are too mature to do this yourself  but you might be able to give us some more idea's for a truely awfull mickey take vehicle .

 idea's so far are

an old 4 door car (preferably japanese and worth about �30)

cut springs with an angle grinder

hand painted burburry pattern bodywork

mdf bodykit and hooooge wooden spoiler

13" chrome look spinner hubcaps

fast and furious style graphics

10 x 5" exhausts randomly mounted under the rear bumper

a dozen or so old or cheap n nasty speakers cut into the rear shelf  running off a lovely old saisho cassete head unit

 a fire extinguisher painted blue to look like a noz bottle with  garden hose attatched to look like the pipe work

we arent sure wot else to do with it ? any ideas   especially for the interior !!

You could have gotten a few ideas at gaydon, strewth there were some horror stories there !!

undercar lighting... thats what you need, so you can light up the big puddle of oil you gat from smashing your sump on a speedbump, when lowering car by 6 inches

Mask the headlamps with insulation tape to give a sporty look (not very usefull at night, though you could get a 'batman' effect on full beam?

Rollcage made out of carboard tubes sprayed silver?

Baked bean can stuck onto end of exhaust pipe?

Lots of 'black light' tubes dotted around inside (ooo, earie).

Just a few ideas

just on the bonnet?

apmsl  cheers guys . i will use every single suggestion and get some photo's as soon as the beast is finished . we,v allready been offered a faded red renault 19 1.7 4 door  on a K reg  for nothing , but we think it might be too good

 we are going to put it on ebay once its finished and give any profit that is made  to a new charity called " chavs in need "

nodding dog on parcel shelf, wearing a ned cap?

off cut roll of fluffy carpet (chinzier the better) for the floorpan, nice barbie pink, or lime gree should do.

Golf ball for gear knob (or a plastic dog turd)

Square stearing wheel from an Austin princess, now thats class

Mustn't forget the pile of back number 'Max Power' mags on the backseat

Punch a hole or two in the silencer to make it sound 'sporty'.

Whoa!!! bet that goes some, is it Richbrook?