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Horsetan
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Topic: Zymol Posted: 12-September-2004 at 17:05 |
Carbon Black wrote:
Talking sbout cats reminds me of the joke
How do u make a cat sound like a dog?
Throw a gallon of petrol over it and light a match......
Woof! |
...but it has to be unleaded petrol, otherwise you end up having to fit a new cat...
....I'll get me coat...
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topazman
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Location: Ireland
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Posted: 08-September-2004 at 15:33 |
Well they might bow bow when then recognise who their master is
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318is-joe
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Posted: 08-September-2004 at 03:32 |
topazman wrote:
because they only feline creatures that get in or on my car don't go meaoww when stroked
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I hope they don't go woof, bow wow either !
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topazman
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Posted: 07-September-2004 at 16:24 |
Cats all they are good for are wheel spins as their guts have no grip on asphalt and for the odd dodgy take away with boiled rice. ,
because they only feline creatures that get in or on my car don't go meaoww when stroked
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Robbie Bradford
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Posted: 07-September-2004 at 15:55 |
All the cats around me are too lardy, could do with a scrawny one to get in between the spokes on the alloys.....
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Toxic
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Joined: 14-October-2003
Location: Ireland
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Posted: 07-September-2004 at 15:10 |
Derek M5 wrote:
Instead of Turtle wax maybe the answer is using the cat to wax the wheels?? |
Unless the cat puts a turtles head on the bonnet and then you definately use the bugger to wipe it off
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E39 1997 523i
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IamSpartacus
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Location: Singapore
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Posted: 07-September-2004 at 12:34 |
Instead of Turtle wax maybe the answer is using the cat to wax the wheels??
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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
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IamSpartacus
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Posted: 07-September-2004 at 12:32 |
s'not very nice
My neighbors cat unfortunately has taste.... my Black E34 is preffered to her Black E46 as sun lounger
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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
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Carbon Black
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Location: Ireland
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Posted: 07-September-2004 at 12:28 |
Talking sbout cats reminds me of the joke
How do u make a cat sound like a dog?
Throw a gallon of petrol over it and light a match......
Woof!
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IamSpartacus
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Posted: 07-September-2004 at 11:05 |
They've seen the fortunes that are being made across the water and couldn't resist..... huge increase in revenue little or no reduction in deaths
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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
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318is-joe
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Posted: 07-September-2004 at 09:48 |
Robbie Bradford wrote:
Garda woulld choke on his donut if you went in looking for a license for an AK47
Thats providing you can find one thats not hiding in the bushes with a hairdryer on some country lane
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True, but it's either the donut shop, or the central reservation of a motorway, I've yet to see one with a hairdryer on a crap road or accident black spot. Easy Money 35 in a 30, 43 in a 40, etc
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lord vader
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Posted: 07-September-2004 at 09:42 |
Killian,
I find it works well, brake dust, etc just washes off.
Can also help with tar on the rims.
E46 section
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Robbie Bradford
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Posted: 07-September-2004 at 09:41 |
Garda woulld choke on his donut if you went in looking for a license for an AK47
Thats providing you can find one thats not hiding in the bushes with a hairdryer on some country lane
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kbannon
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E39 525i Sport Individual
Joined: 09-October-2002
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Posted: 07-September-2004 at 09:34 |
Mike - does turtle wax really make cleaning alloys easier?
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Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual
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Robbie Bradford
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Posted: 07-September-2004 at 09:34 |
Oh now i see, i've read the article properly this time i knew i rec'ed the swissol name. The stuff i'm on about is called autobahn wheel wax and is made by swissol, apparently its heat resistant and repels salt and other nasties from attacking your rims with its carnauba PTFE coating........ oooooh very impressive indeed.
By the way i've been washing my car with Zip wax by the turtle, and i have to say it does a good job but will invest in some zymol or similar shortly.
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318is-joe
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Posted: 07-September-2004 at 09:24 |
lord vader wrote:
Robbie, I don’t put Swissol of my wheels, I use ordinary Turtle Wax.
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Would this solve Toxic's problem with his CAT, using turtle wax?
Killian's measures seem a bit drastic, I know you could get a license for a dog, but I'd say the ould Garda woulld choke on his donut if you went in looking for a license for an AK47
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lord vader
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Posted: 07-September-2004 at 09:14 |
Robbie,
I don’t put Swissol of my wheels, I use ordinary Turtle Wax.
E46 Section
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kbannon
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E39 525i Sport Individual
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Posted: 07-September-2004 at 09:04 |
Derek M5 wrote:
Says who? they make a great noise when you pull the first strip off |
true but to avoid scratches you need to hold the cat firmly in a vice - [to be really awful put some mustard on its bum ]
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Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual
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Robbie Bradford
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Posted: 07-September-2004 at 08:34 |
I read in one of the BM mags that swissol is great for use on alloys, helping prevent build up of brake dust etc. any thoughts on that Mr. vader as i see you have some rather nice chrome jobbies on your machine?
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IamSpartacus
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Posted: 07-September-2004 at 08:17 |
kbannon wrote:
waxing cats is not recommended and the choice of dog is extremely important (pit bull or similar).
It may be easier in the long run to get yourself a gun (AK47 or similar) which will require much less care than aformentioned dog. However, do not use gun to treat the problem if the problem is sitting on your car.
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Says who? they make a great noise when you pull the first strip off
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