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Goldryder 
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Illegitimi Non Carborundum
Joined: 02-April-2004
Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire
Status: Offline
Points: 5301
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 Posted: 28-April-2005 at 07:00 |
Right...well Ise here to play for a while..probably til at least 10pm ish this evening...(apart from when I got to get wheeliebin from the back of the house to the roadway out front which I hate doing but it has to be done)
Let the frivolities begin.. 
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whiterider
Really Senior Member I
Joined: 03-December-2004
Location: Sunny Telford
Status: Offline
Points: 287
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Posted: 28-April-2005 at 06:34 |
 Goldryder wrote:
What a start, I agree...but PLEASE RHYS keep Niggles busy elsewhere... |
yes i quite agree, take him away.
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micky_h
Really Senior Member II
Joined: 17-February-2003
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 798
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Posted: 28-April-2005 at 05:59 |
owenw wrote:
morning lads, ladies and ladyboys (you know who you are!)
Ally,�as soon as you left the previous thread seriously nosedived into the unknown depths of of bad taste!�Still 16 pages of drivel is not to be sneezed at.
Rhys after reading that joke words fail me.... have you also stopped your medication?? 
On with the madness................................. 20 pages by midnight!!! |
Nope 16 pages ain't to be sneezed at,they're to wipe your bum on.
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owenw
Really Senior Member II
Joined: 11-December-2004
Location: Craggy Island
Status: Offline
Points: 556
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Posted: 28-April-2005 at 05:22 |
morning lads, ladies and ladyboys (you know who you are!)
Ally, as soon as you left the previous thread seriously nosedived into the unknown depths of of bad taste! Still 16 pages of drivel is not to be sneezed at.
Rhys after reading that joke words fail me.... have you also stopped your medication??
On with the madness................................. 20 pages by midnight!!!
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Goldryder
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Illegitimi Non Carborundum
Joined: 02-April-2004
Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire
Status: Offline
Points: 5301
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Posted: 28-April-2005 at 02:14 |
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What a start, I agree...but PLEASE RHYS keep Niggles busy elsewhere...
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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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pma1ums
Really Senior Member II
Joined: 12-October-2004
Location: central uk
Status: Offline
Points: 1148
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Posted: 27-April-2005 at 23:53 |
Rhys wrote:
A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman, "do you have any bread?"
The barman replies "sorry, I have no bread."
The duck pauses, then asks again, "do you have any bread?"
The barman replies again, "no, I have no bread."
......."Do you have any bread?"
"No I have no bread."
"Do you have any bread?"
"No I have no bread."
"Do you have any bread?"
"No I have no bread."
"Do you have any bread?"
"No I have no bread."
"Do you have any bread?"
"No I have no bread."
"Do you have any bread?"
"No I have no bread."
"Do you have any bread?"
"No I have no bread."
"Do you have any bread?"
"No I have no bread."
"Do you have any bread?"
"No I have no bread."
"Do you have any bread?"
The barman, now furious, then replies "If you ask 'do I have any bread' one more time, I will hammer your beak to the bar!"
There's a long pause, then the duck asks "...............Do you have any nails?"
The barman replies "This is a bar! Why would I have any nails?!"
"................Do you have any bread?" |
what a start 
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Rhys
Moderator Group
Coffee addict...
Joined: 02-February-2003
Location: from the Latin locātiō
Status: Offline
Points: 10053
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Posted: 27-April-2005 at 19:57 |
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A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman, "do you have any bread?"
The barman replies "sorry, I have no bread."
The duck pauses, then asks again, "do you have any bread?"
The barman replies again, "no, I have no bread."
......."Do you have any bread?"
"No I have no bread."
"Do you have any bread?"
"No I have no bread."
"Do you have any bread?"
"No I have no bread."
"Do you have any bread?"
"No I have no bread."
"Do you have any bread?"
"No I have no bread."
"Do you have any bread?"
"No I have no bread."
"Do you have any bread?"
"No I have no bread."
"Do you have any bread?"
"No I have no bread."
"Do you have any bread?"
"No I have no bread."
"Do you have any bread?"
The barman, now furious, then replies "If you ask 'do I have any bread' one more time, I will hammer your beak to the bar!"
There's a long pause, then the duck asks "...............Do you have any nails?"
The barman replies "This is a bar! Why would I have any nails?!"
"................Do you have any bread?"
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rubberknees50
Really Senior Member II
Does it have chrome bumpers?
Joined: 26-July-2004
Location: Telford, Shropshire
Status: Offline
Points: 1074
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Posted: 27-April-2005 at 19:16 |
They seek them here, they seek them there, those D****ed elusive noymice - with their keys!
Come on everyone, 16 pages the last one in lets than 24 hours, less have some mindless drivel! 
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