Nony mouse rides again

Welcome to the Nutters Revenge threads, James..glad to have you aboard

they do seem a bit quiet tonight... i'm catching up on work (sorry to mention That 'W' Word again) that should've been done 2 days ago.

but I'll keep an eye on proceedings, in the hope they get out of hand.

btw this one is specially for you Ally

A mouse lived in a windmill in old Amsterdam
A windmill with a mouse in and he wasn't grousin'
He sang every morning, "How lucky I am,
Living in a windmill in old Amsterdam!"

Chorus:
I saw a mouse!
Where?
There on the stair!
Where on the stair?
Right there!
A little mouse with clogs on
Well I declare!
Going clip-clippety-clop on the stair
Oh yeah

This mouse he got lonesome, he took him a wife
A windmill with mice in, it's hardly surprisin'
She sang every morning, "How lucky I am,
Living in a windmill in old Amsterdam!"

Chorus

First they had triplets and then they had quins
A windmill with quins in, and triplets and twins in
They sang every morning, "How lucky we are
Living in a windmill in Amsterdam, ya!"

Chorus

The daughters got married and so did the sons
The windmill had christ'nin's when no one was list'nin'
They all sang in chorus, "How lucky we am
Living in a windmill in old Amsterdam!"

Chorus

A mouse lived in a windmill, so snug and so nice
There's nobody there now but a whole lot of mice.

Evening Chris
Evening Owen    I bet you been humming that song all day, haven't you?

i'm sure we can find a list to challenge wendy's....got a good list on the front of a tee shirt. i'll go get it

billgates e30 wrote: i'm sure we can find a list to challenge wendy's....got a good list on the front of a tee shirt. i'll go get it

I bet that entails hunting through the stack of dirty laundry in the corner of your bedroom...

how did you know

owenw wrote: go have a good root aboot, pet; there's owt them girls can do we can't do bettah, like. (practising the Geordie lingo)

You are getting rather good at Geordie, Owen...well done

And as for anything we can do, you can do better...I somehow doubt it

Goldryder wrote: I actually think the list from Wendy is very true...but then I am the female of the species too, so obviously I would go along with everything.. mmmmm..just finished my mug of camomile, honey and vanilla tea...ise all relapsed now

I was going to comment on the 13th point on that list but thought better of it *cough* gold-diggers *cough*

 

well owen...pet is only used as a term for women, not blokes.....but other than that, that was pretty good.

mans essential guide to women...(according to my tee shirt)

yes = no
no = yes
maybe = no
i'm sorry = you'll be sorry
we need = i want
i'm not upset = of couse i'm upset you bstard!
this kitchen is so inconvinent = i want a new house
does my ar$e look big in this = lie to me