Neverending thread part 100

Right ise offski, the leccy blanket will have done its stuff and will be all cosy by now, have a good night peeps, see you later

Good moaning you 'orrible lot

Haven't got Derek for a couple of moanings, he flew back to France yesterday from Schipol for his weekend of sanity at home but he will be back on Monday morning to terrorise everyone again

Arghhhhhhhhhhh

So thats what father christmas looks like in the summer

Would that be Ian?

Rhys wrote: Goldryder wrote: Would that be Ian? Well it ain't Wendy..

Rhys..you are asking for a smacked behind kiddo...

I'll get one of wendy with my phone next time I'm up there

I shall never swear at a removal van again..or at least those who use them. This morning I decided to set to a job that I wasn't looking forward to doing, disassembling the huge pine bed, lugging it through to the spare room and assembling it again. Done it a few times, so didn't think it would give me any trouble this time.

Ha ha ha flaming ha.

First I couldn't find my Philips head screwdriver, then I couldn't find the Allen Key. Half an hour of very unladylike language later found both and got started. Took the mattress off, which promptly sank into an uncontrollable mess on top of me and the armchair in the bedroom, fought my way out from under it and got to the bed frame. Took about 2 hours to get the damn thing apart....sweating and swearing beautifully throughout of course. Had a break as the breathing was getting a bit iffy. Had a coffee then started lugging it into the back room, dropped one of the ends on foot..swore a bit more but eventually got it into the room. Discovered not much space so assembled part of it in adjoining kitchen and waddling it back into bedroom, finished assembly in about 3 hours. Had another break and coffee then wrestled with the mattress..took about an hour to get that from one room to another but got there eventually, got it stuck trying to get it over the end of the bed..but with swearing I persisted and got it there.

Removal men deserve those huge bills..definately deserve a medal too....

and on Wednesday, I got a new 4 poster to assemble....I need a holiday....

Derek M5 wrote: Don't s'pose you caught any of this on a webcam or such, sounds like a right giggle On the subject of giggles, how does one go about uploading an .mpeg file, it's clean and funny esp. if like me your a hamster owner!

Frank Spencer eat your heart out..sowwy but I didn't get any of it on film, I have no camera ....

as for .mpeg thingiies..best ask Uncle Killian on that one..

Derek M5 wrote: But I want to upload it NOW!

Well ask him then Derek....send him a PM or something...patience...

Derek M5 wrote: patients is for doctors I R Engineer!

Now don't you start throwing all your toys out of the pram, young Derek..or you will get a spanked botty..