Nonsense thread

Goldryder wrote: owenw wrote: Ahh, you dont know what your missing Ally! After a couple of episodes most ppl get the humour and see past the sugar-coated sillyness and break into the wholegrain goodness lurking just under the surface erm..are you in advertising Owen..you could sell ice cubes to the Eskimo's with lines like those

Why d'ye think they've got so much ice?

Ahh, you dont know what your missing Ally! After a couple of episodes most ppl get the humour and see past the sugar-coated sillyness and break into the wholegrain goodness lurking just under the surface 

Horsetan wrote: owenw wrote: I can't think of many worse combinations for peeling paint off walls and cracking the porcelain throne on the morning after the night before! It was all I could do to keep the landlady from starting her cleaning routine that morning. And you know where Abrakebabra's involved, "you want to get that stuff away as hard and as fast as possible..." You only have to look in Fr Jacks underpants hamper to see the fallout from a heavy Guinness binge You only have to ask Fr. Jessup, Ireland's most sarcastic priest....

LMAO, he works for NASA doesn't he?!

Ivan you should fly through this quiz:

http://www.funtrivia.com/quizdetails.cfm?quiz=94030

I only got 3/5

Goldryder wrote: What a lovely surprise just a couple of mins ago... Avro Lancaster 'City of Lincoln' just flew low level down my road..sounded absolutely beautiful as always. Great to see her up and about, the EU are trying to ground our WW2 warbirds and that would be a real shame imho.

We could always send them over fully laden as per WW2 to persuade them......

What a lovely surprise just a couple of mins ago...

Avro Lancaster 'City of Lincoln' just flew low level down my road..sounded absolutely beautiful as always.

Great to see her up and about, the EU are trying to ground our WW2 warbirds and that would be a real shame imho.

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I'm off to enjoy soggy Leiden and some Herrings, have a good one!

Can't believe I'm saying it, but Go for the ford, sorry FeeJord???

Right then..I have a choice to make and I need assistance with it...

Do I...

1] Fly to Santiago, Chile and sail around the Cape and up to Buenos Aires, Argentina, 20 days, including Christmas and New Year..

or

2] Fly to Miami and sail round the Caribbean and then onto South America to Rio de Janeiro, 20 days, including Christmas and New Year..


At the moment the option 1] is in the lead cos of costs and the ship is smaller and therefore not as busy with other people and you get to visit the Falklands and see the Chilean Fjords as well as sailing around the Cape too.


Come on then, which would you choose and why????

(I have 10 days to make up the mind on this)

A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. " On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. "So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground." I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or you'll answer to me!"
St. Peter was impressed: "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago"