Nonsense thread

Rose compost is ok..its when it gets runny that it gets a bit too much to handle

He's lovely Ivan, looks a real teddybear of a horse, not a mean bone in his body

speedy wrote: & i thought it was my charming personality Right i'm off to sell a car. Laterz

Have fun, and wave it bye bye as he leaves..

speedy wrote: Only got a few months left so i suppose i could wait. Me grovel?!?! NEVER

Grovelling is good Speedy, especially when you want something off a woman

Get a settlement figure for the Ford, then chop it in for a BMW.

And change the habits of a lifetime and do some grovelling, you KNOW we women love to see a man grovel...and it does usually end in you getting exactly what you want too

I'm sure that you can charm her Speedy....buy flowers, choccies, do the washing up every day for a month, cook her a nice meal or too or better still take her out to dinner a couple of times....then say her car is showing its age and wouldn't it be better to have a nicer car...

In about a month's time she will give in and you can go buy a new toy

Good, least you got something for the car and it will get used too. And now you have space for another BMW to play with too..just so long as you sweet talk 'er indoors of course

Undoubtably so..

He will be trotting off into the sunset soon..and racing the poor horse next month too,

If I was Rory I would chuck him off at the first opportunity

Good evening Speedy, you can horse about as much as you like..I think Ivan has gone back to the stables now, so it'll be quite safe

Ah well, the weekend is almost over, been raining for most of it here. Got a few things to do this week, including getting another year older but not neccessarily wiser and a couple of hospital appointments..echocardiogram and respirtory tests..sounds like a bundle of laughs...not.

Hope fully the long awaited for cheque will arrive and I can get my holiday booked and start my spending spree too, think its about time I treated myself tbh, makes a nice change to be able to. The holiday is just what I need to get back on the level again and seeing as Christmas/New Year is always a hard time for me, the timing of the cruise I want couldn't be better.

Leccy blanket is now on and just consumed a large mug of Horlicks, so about ready to call it a day in the next hour or so. Wonder if any of the other nutters will be online tonight...