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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-May-2005 at 04:46
Ah but I haven't taken them off altogether, they can easily be reinstated..with a click of the mouse

And as for arguing..well we shall leave that to those who wish to do so...we have a totally different type of argument here..as we did on the original thread...usually at old Ivan's expense which he didn't mind and he didn't go crying to anyone....(mainly cos there was no point as Nigel and Killian were joining in too)...

hey-ho 160 pages here we go
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-May-2005 at 05:09
Originally posted by rubberknees50 rubberknees50 wrote:

Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

"You can have it any colour you like, so long as it's black"

Not true, you can have a variety of shades.



except blue and try and avoid colourful metaphors or else you'll get edited in red (while the moddies face goes purple)

i suggest we give peace a chance and type in dark-white



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-May-2005 at 05:12
Nice one Owen...you will fit into this extremely well....


Just choked on my choccy bickie...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-May-2005 at 05:26
but but ... i thought only misfits were allowed in here??

do you have any chocolate hob nobs too? excellent for dipping even though i always choke on the bits of wood they hide in them!

Taking of biscuits: http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-May-2005 at 05:33
Oh for heavens sake...a 'crumb test dummy'?????

No wonder the price of choccy bickies has risen so much..

And as for 'misfits', well I guess anyone with a daft sense of humour on a serious site could be classed as a misfit...but hey...nobody is perfect...


Still trying to define what 'close to the line' might be in the piccy department...and I do wish Niggles would turn off his cloaking device for once....anyone would think he was a Clingon....mmmm..ok...maybe a cuddly Clingon, then, perhaps
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-May-2005 at 05:39
maybe this is so you can continue munching safely when behind the wheel

right, tea break over, time to do a bit of work. no bank holiday for some of us
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-May-2005 at 05:41
Originally posted by owenw owenw wrote:

maybe this is so you can continue munching safely when behind the wheel

right, tea break over, time to do a bit of work. no bank holiday for some of us



erm Owen....the 'W' word is swearing about these parts you know

Life should be one great big tea break..paid of course
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-May-2005 at 06:56
Spose better get something to eat, other than choccy bickies....bright and sunny outside, makes a change for a Bank Holiday Monday
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-May-2005 at 07:11
peeing down here in Holland, started yesterday afternoon just as we hit Paris, it was 32 when we left home grrrrr

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-May-2005 at 07:14
Originally posted by Derek M5 Derek M5 wrote:

peeing down here in Holland, started yesterday afternoon just as we hit Paris, it was 32 when we left home grrrrr



mmm...visualises Derek with finger in a dyke stopping it bursting and running water everywhere....

and I mean dyke in the Dutch dam way too...before anyone makes something of it...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-May-2005 at 07:17

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Have a feeling that red is reserved for editing purposes, Ian...though things might have changed in that department too....


And for those who whinged at the eyes making you feel guilty of something, they are still there, only invisible now....like a hidden camera

They didn't make me feel guilty, just did my head in, like you feel about crazy frog! No prob with them watching me, just don't like me watching them.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-May-2005 at 07:22
Well they are invisible now, so everyone can be happy....apart from me cos I liked them
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-May-2005 at 07:23
Perhaps this should be the PC thread instead?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-May-2005 at 07:25
Originally posted by Derek M5 Derek M5 wrote:

Perhaps this should be the PC thread instead?


What would be the fun in making this thread like all the others...

This one is for letting the hair down, chucking the toys all over the floor, stamping the feet and generally letting go of all inhibitions....

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-May-2005 at 07:27

Speaking of nonsense, as I often do. Riddle me this.....

I managed a complete burn-out of a mountain bike tyre whilst travelling (btw, it was the front tyre?) This was done without the use of  naked flame or incendiary devices how did I do it?k

Maybe this should be on the riddle thread???

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-May-2005 at 07:28
Originally posted by owenw owenw wrote:

Originally posted by rubberknees50 rubberknees50 wrote:

Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

"You can have it any colour you like, so long as it's black"

Not true, you can have a variety of shades.



except blue and try and avoid colourful metaphors or else you'll get edited in red (while the moddies face goes purple)

i suggest we give peace a chance and type in dark-white

LMAO, nice one Owen, hoist with my own petard! I note some of the people moaning about these threads - despite them now being restricted to this one and authorised, are still coming on it moaning.

Wanting to have cake and eat it comes to mind.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-May-2005 at 07:33
You can please some of the people, some of the time, but not all of the people all of the time...

Oh well...can't win them all....

Hey Derek..you been riding your bike backwards or something?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-May-2005 at 07:39
Originally posted by rubberknees50 rubberknees50 wrote:

I note some of the people moaning about these threads - despite them now being restricted to this one and authorised, are still coming on it moaning.

Wanting to have cake and eat it comes to mind.

Easy Tiger! Don't want to be locked out if this one too!!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-May-2005 at 07:41

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Hey Derek..you been riding your bike backwards or something?

Nope, that's not it! Come on exercise the old grey matter, I'll post some pics later if I can snaffle the office camera...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-May-2005 at 07:42

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

and I mean dyke in the Dutch dam way too...before anyone makes something of it...

Lets just say there were no dungarees, but some comfy footwear was involved!

 

And anyway what I get up to in my own time is up to me so long as no animals or children were harmed in the production.....



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