Nonsense thread

Charming views over beach and very handy for the airport....

Sceneic sightseeing flights over the local naturist (naturalist) beaches...

Oh I do Like to be by the Seaside

'Dad! Dad! quick Dad! theres a big plane going to land on our beachtowels!'

'Don't worry son, its OK, its not a German flight'

Edited by Goldryder

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them

“The first one who can use the words “liver” and “cheese” together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.”

The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says “I love liver and cheese.”

“Oh, how childish,” said the Poodle. “That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.”

She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said “How well can you do?”

“Ummmm...I HATE liver and cheese,” blurts the Golden Retriever.

“My, my,” said the Poodle. “I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as dumb as the Lab’s sentence.”

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says,

“How about you, little guy?”

The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says... 

 

“Liver alone. Cheese mine.”

I 'spose if we stuck to one thread like the moddies wanted we'd have a lot more pages done by now, still it's all harmless fun innit!

Aye, just got spammed out too

A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. " On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. "So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground." I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or you'll answer to me!"
St. Peter was impressed: "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago"

Right then..I have a choice to make and I need assistance with it...

Do I...

1] Fly to Santiago, Chile and sail around the Cape and up to Buenos Aires, Argentina, 20 days, including Christmas and New Year..

or

2] Fly to Miami and sail round the Caribbean and then onto South America to Rio de Janeiro, 20 days, including Christmas and New Year..


At the moment the option 1] is in the lead cos of costs and the ship is smaller and therefore not as busy with other people and you get to visit the Falklands and see the Chilean Fjords as well as sailing around the Cape too.


Come on then, which would you choose and why????

(I have 10 days to make up the mind on this)