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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-May-2005 at 09:51
Oh not that one again..you STILL look as miserable as sin...

its almost as bad as the one with the oversized horn in it...
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Points: 6381 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-May-2005 at 09:53
Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Oh not that one again..you STILL look as miserable as sin...


It's NOT miserable! It's meant to be smouldering.... Don't worry, I'll take another one....

Quote its almost as bad as the one with the oversized horn in it...



That horn did not have the name "Pot Noodle" anywhere near it

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'smouldering'..erm....ok, if you say so..
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Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

'smouldering'..erm....ok, if you say so..


Wait 'til you see the next jockey pic. Must get the racing saddle out....

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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-May-2005 at 09:56
Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

'smouldering'..erm....ok, if you say so..


Wait 'til you see the next jockey pic. Must get the racing saddle out....


erm..racing saddle and smouldering....equals friction burns somewhere delicate
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Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

...erm..racing saddle and smouldering....equals friction burns somewhere delicate


Seeing as I won't actually be sitting on the saddle (which weighs all of half-a-kilo, and is about the size of a postage stamp), I fail to see where these friction burns will be.....

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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-May-2005 at 09:59
There is a very dozy holidaymaker outside trying to park a car. The car is too big for the space but do you think the driver will give up?

Oh no, he just belted the rear end of my neighbour's Saab instead.

The sun has got to the brains of the holidaymakers again and they not got a clue how to park a car....

Roll on Christmas


Cos hopefully I will be sunning myself on the deck of a cruise ship in the Caribbean on the way to Rio de Janeiro for New Year....(Thats the plan, anyway)
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Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

...erm..racing saddle and smouldering....equals friction burns somewhere delicate


Seeing as I won't actually be sitting on the saddle (which weighs all of half-a-kilo, and is about the size of a postage stamp), I fail to see where these friction burns will be.....



Do not tempt me, Ivan
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Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

...erm..racing saddle and smouldering....equals friction burns somewhere delicate


Seeing as I won't actually be sitting on the saddle (which weighs all of half-a-kilo, and is about the size of a postage stamp), I fail to see where these friction burns will be.....



Do not tempt me, Ivan


Saddle is smaller than the one shown in this demo pic:


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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-May-2005 at 10:07
Its small enough to vanish when sat on then?

trying very very hard to keep this clean here....

Would it not be easier just to ride bare-back?

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Points: 10053 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-May-2005 at 10:15
Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Its small enough to vanish when sat on then?

trying very very hard to keep this clean here....

Would it not be easier just to ride bare-back?



Aparently the hairs can stick through the jodpurs and irritate your skin, from what I've heard..
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Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Its small enough to vanish when sat on then?


It'll make anyone's bum look big...

Quote trying very very hard to keep this clean here....


....and failing....

Quote Would it not be easier just to ride bare-back?


Have done that before. Quite comfortable, and horse moves much more freely.....

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wer are talking about the horse having a bare back I pressume?
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Originally posted by Rhys Rhys wrote:

Aparently the hairs can stick through the jodpurs and irritate your skin, from what I've heard..


You've been there before, then.

I don't have enough hair to get any irritation ... and besides, race breeches are lightweight nylon, so they repel most things, including horsehair..... *smug smile*

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Points: 6381 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-May-2005 at 10:18
Originally posted by Rhys Rhys wrote:

wer are talking about the horse having a bare back I pressume?


In years gone by, I have ridden topless. Not a pretty sight; one of my riding instructors gave up shortly afterwards to train as a jeweller

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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-May-2005 at 10:18
Originally posted by Rhys Rhys wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Its small enough to vanish when sat on then?

trying very very hard to keep this clean here....

Would it not be easier just to ride bare-back?



Aparently the hairs can stick through the jodpurs and irritate your skin, from what I've heard..


Probably a problem when wearing thin cotton joddies and no underwear, Rhys...
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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-May-2005 at 10:20
Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Originally posted by Rhys Rhys wrote:

wer are talking about the horse having a bare back I pressume?


In years gone by, I have ridden topless. Not a pretty sight; one of my riding instructors gave up shortly afterwards to train as a jeweller



TOPLESS!!!!!!!!!!

Oh please...do you have to spring such awful visualisations on us?

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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-May-2005 at 10:23
Originally posted by Rhys Rhys wrote:

wer are talking about the horse having a bare back I pressume?


Of course....don't want to even think about Ivan with nowt on, surely?

Fink its about time moddygyrators didn't use their Clingon cloaking devices...
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It's all downhill from here

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It's all downhill from here



Might be uphill too, you never know
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