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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07-September-2005 at 04:01
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07-September-2005 at 06:55

Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Ah...... I stumbled across an alternative frog recently, but probably a bit too dodgy for this Forum, hehehe

I was hoping that it might be the one where they put the crazy frog feet first into a liquidizer! 

Why feet first, you may ask?

It was so they could see the expression on it's face!!!

Back to the old Billy Connolly one about frogs rear ends and straws!!!

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Back to the old Billy Connolly one about frogs rear ends and straws!!!

Eh???

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07-September-2005 at 12:37
Ever hear his song "Tell Laura I Love Her"?  She gets hit by a truck whilst trying to save an ungrateful young child, and he describes her splattered remains as "you know when you stick a straw up a frogs bum and blow really hard"!!!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07-September-2005 at 12:38
Ahh, now I get it!!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07-September-2005 at 13:38

Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:

Ivan worries me generally !

 

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.........


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07-September-2005 at 13:48
Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:

Ivan worries me generally !



Be afraid.


Be very afraid.........



From what Ivan looks at on the web, I would be..


..btw, found link by right clicking on picture - must have aroused Ivans curiosity from doing a search on 'wellies + fetish + leather' no doubt..
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I don't do leather...... unlike Rhys

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07-September-2005 at 13:58
Nowt wrong with leather, don't hear many cows complaining
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07-September-2005 at 14:02

Originally posted by Rhys Rhys wrote:

Nowt wrong with leather, don't hear many cows complaining

 

You can't complain when you're dead


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07-September-2005 at 14:31
Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

 You can't complain when you're dead

My missus would

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07-September-2005 at 18:42
Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:

Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:


You can't complain when you're dead



My missus would



yep, it's just another excuse for getting out of the houshold chores..
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08-September-2005 at 03:20
If she ever reads this thread....you'll be dead!!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08-September-2005 at 04:03
I'll be ok, she gave up years ago lol
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08-September-2005 at 04:05
lol good to have u back nigel lol
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08-September-2005 at 05:08

Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:

I'll be ok, she gave up years ago lol

 

...as did the rest of your family!?


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08-September-2005 at 06:37

Anyone know the definition of Wife?  Wash, Iron, Fornicate, Etc.!

Why do you always have a window in front of a sink?  So the missus has a view while she's washing up.

Why do women have small feet?  So they can get closer to the sink.

And how did they end up called "Woman"?  To put Wo(e) onto Man!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08-September-2005 at 06:37

This test only has one question, but it's a very mportant one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.

The test features and unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.

You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photo journalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.

You're trying to make a career shooting photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.

Suddenly you see a man floundering in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer... somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is.

It's George W Bush!

At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under ... forever.

You have two options - you can save the life of G.W. Bush or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the worlds most powerful men.

So here's the question, and please give an honest answer:

 

 

 

 

 

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Would you select high contrast colour film, or would you go with the

classic simplicity of black and white?



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08-September-2005 at 10:06
OK Peeps, it's Flyday already so I'm off to Schipol. Have a great weekend!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08-September-2005 at 14:55
Well Derek, I have a degree in advertising and reportag photgraphy - so my answer would be to use a fast black and white film so as to not get a blurred image as he splashes franticly about, then develop (ID 11 would be fine) for a bit of contrast to bring out the expression on his face as I whack him on the head with my Nikon as he tries to grab at my trouser leg..

The biggest problem would be 'have I remembred to put fresh batteries in my camera' and 'have I just damaged my lens'
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