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Horsetan 
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Say Neigh to Gatsos
Joined: 11-April-2003
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 Posted: 08-September-2005 at 15:25 |
 Fey! wrote:
....And how did they end up called "Woman"? To put Wo(e) onto Man! |
Why did God make Man before he created Woman? Because he didn't want any advice on how to make Man!
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Horsetan
Really Senior Member II
Say Neigh to Gatsos
Joined: 11-April-2003
Location: Please let it be Ireland
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Points: 6381
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Posted: 08-September-2005 at 15:26 |
Rhys wrote:
...The biggest problem would be 'have I remembred to put fresh batteries in my camera' and 'have I just damaged my lens'
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....or "did I remember to remove the lens cap from the lens?"
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mell
Really Senior Member II
Joined: 07-July-2004
Location: up in the clouds far far away
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Points: 3466
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Posted: 08-September-2005 at 17:50 |
why do women die b4 men?
cause we choose to
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Fey!
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Funs over, Scotty; beam down my clothes!
Joined: 28-February-2005
Location: Galway
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Posted: 08-September-2005 at 18:07 |
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Men die younger due to too much nagging.
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Horsetan
Really Senior Member II
Say Neigh to Gatsos
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Posted: 08-September-2005 at 18:13 |
Fey! wrote:
Men die younger due to too much nagging. |
"Down with this type of thing!"
"Careful now!"
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sharon....
Really Senior Member I
Joined: 03-May-2005
Location: walsall
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Posted: 08-September-2005 at 18:13 |
some men die b4 coz we catch them in bed wiv som1 eles 
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look....cut the cr4p and show us ya willy
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Horsetan
Really Senior Member II
Say Neigh to Gatsos
Joined: 11-April-2003
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Posted: 08-September-2005 at 18:15 |
sharon.... wrote:
some men die b4 coz we catch them in bed wiv som1 eles |
Speak for yourself! 
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stephenperry
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Joined: 20-April-2004
Location: Elgin
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Points: 7213
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Posted: 08-September-2005 at 18:36 |
sharon.... wrote:
some men die b4 coz we catch them in bed wiv som1 eles |
maybe you should ask why they felt the need to go elsewhere
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mell
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Joined: 07-July-2004
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Posted: 09-September-2005 at 02:40 |
cause they think with their penis and not their head!!
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Horsetan
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Posted: 09-September-2005 at 04:26 |
mell wrote:
...their penis... |
The Pen is....mightier than the sword
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mell
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Posted: 09-September-2005 at 05:20 |
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Fey!
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Funs over, Scotty; beam down my clothes!
Joined: 28-February-2005
Location: Galway
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Points: 4161
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Posted: 09-September-2005 at 12:08 |
For the dirty minded amongst you, it says "Pen is stuck". Someone dropped their biro into the printer causing it to break down.
Reminds me of when I lost my car keys in a printer at work!!!
Edited by Fey!
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speedy
Really Senior Member II
Joined: 04-April-2005
Location: Chesham, buckinghamshire
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Points: 534
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Posted: 09-September-2005 at 15:01 |
Eh yup, i don't post on this topic for a while and on my return there's talk of pen is
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1995 520i se auto 24v saloon
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Horsetan
Really Senior Member II
Say Neigh to Gatsos
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Posted: 10-September-2005 at 11:44 |
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Rhys
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Coffee addict...
Joined: 02-February-2003
Location: from the Latin locātiō
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Points: 10053
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Posted: 10-September-2005 at 11:57 |
Groan....!
Getting a bit below the belt methinks, be careful now or Nigel may lock it. 
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V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate
J Reg Saab 900i 16v
'63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe
R reg Honda PC50 moped..
No BMW as yet...
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Horsetan
Really Senior Member II
Say Neigh to Gatsos
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Posted: 10-September-2005 at 12:01 |
Rhys wrote:
Groan....!
Getting a bit below the belt methinks, be careful now or Nigel may lock it. |
Not before time 
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Rhys
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Coffee addict...
Joined: 02-February-2003
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Posted: 10-September-2005 at 12:03 |
Nah, better to keep the padded cell open that is called the 'Nonsense thread', at least we know where to find the inmates
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V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate
J Reg Saab 900i 16v
'63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe
R reg Honda PC50 moped..
No BMW as yet...
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Horsetan
Really Senior Member II
Say Neigh to Gatsos
Joined: 11-April-2003
Location: Please let it be Ireland
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Points: 6381
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Posted: 10-September-2005 at 12:07 |
Rhys wrote:
Nah, better to keep the padded cell open that is called the 'Nonsense thread', at least we know where to find the inmates |
It's a life sentence 
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Rhys
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Coffee addict...
Joined: 02-February-2003
Location: from the Latin locātiō
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Points: 10053
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Posted: 10-September-2005 at 12:14 |
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V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate
J Reg Saab 900i 16v
'63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe
R reg Honda PC50 moped..
No BMW as yet...
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speedy
Really Senior Member II
Joined: 04-April-2005
Location: Chesham, buckinghamshire
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Points: 534
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Posted: 10-September-2005 at 15:01 |
Wish i was
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1995 520i se auto 24v saloon
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Nonsense thread
