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Originally posted by Derek M5 Derek M5 wrote:

(since my thespian career was cruelly ended)

I didn't even know you were a thwoman.....
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BILL GATES:  I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook



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Originally posted by Floody Floody wrote:

(only in your free time) at work!!!

Will see what I can do, might be a bit quiet today as just got caught unawares by my boss and in a moment of weakness agreed to do some work.....
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Points: 3625 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03-June-2005 at 01:44
Originally posted by Dergside Dergside wrote:

Originally posted by Derek M5 Derek M5 wrote:

(since my thespian career was cruelly ended)

I didn't even know you were a thwoman.....

I won't justify that with an answer

 

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Points: 6484 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03-June-2005 at 02:56
Originally posted by Derek M5 Derek M5 wrote:

Originally posted by Floody Floody wrote:

(only in your free time) at work!!!

Will see what I can do, might be a bit quiet today as just got caught unawares by my boss and in a moment of weakness agreed to do some work.....

LOL, I know the feeling!

I got caught by my section manager playing a game the other day. Oops  

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Points: 3625 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03-June-2005 at 04:26
I'm still on the Kitty Canon I will have to check out the rocket one next.... anyone got the short form version of doom that was floating around a while back?
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and on a similar note....

Why did the woman cross the road?

Who cares, how did she get out of the kitchen?

 

 

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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03-June-2005 at 05:29
Originally posted by Derek M5 Derek M5 wrote:

and on a similar note....


Why did the woman cross the road?


Who cares, how did she get out of the kitchen?




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DEREK!!!!!!!


Nicky will beat you up for such a sexist statement...and rightly so too
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Not at all, we have a very understanding relationship....
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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03-June-2005 at 06:55
Originally posted by Derek M5 Derek M5 wrote:

Not at all, we have a very understanding relationship....


You understand why she hits you with a frying pan every day??
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is that why my head hurts?
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Originally posted by Derek M5 Derek M5 wrote:

is that why my head hurts?



erm...
well...
umm...

Yep

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explains why I spend so much time at work then i 'spose
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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03-June-2005 at 07:23
Originally posted by Derek M5 Derek M5 wrote:

explains why I spend so much time at work then i 'spose



Of course..we women like to be pampered, and if you don't earn the money, she can't spend it on her essential pampering requirements....made more expensive cos you insist on commuting across a continent
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Only the best, always! Planning a trip to Antwep sometime soon for a bit of 'rockery'
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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03-June-2005 at 07:27
Originally posted by Derek M5 Derek M5 wrote:

Only the best, always! Planning a trip to Antwep sometime soon for a bit of 'rockery'


ah the old diamonds area girls best friend, eh?
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Points: 3625 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03-June-2005 at 07:39

Something like that yes....

Whichever woman came up with the "Where else would a months salary last a lifetime" ad for DeBeers was setting the bar a little high

I could get me a nice '89 M6 instead....
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I don't like diamonds, too easily lost or mislaid. Much prefer a big box of choccies and a bouquet of flowers...


(subtle hint for next week here hehehehe)
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Points: 3625 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03-June-2005 at 07:49
bin there done that, time to up the ante... but will probably be told off and informed that a tractor would've been more practical!
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I have no need for a tractor so flowers and choccies next week will do fine thank you
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