nonsense/banter thread

> After her sixth child, Jane decided that she should have some cosmetic

> surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory,

> As her bomb doors were dangling a bit too low and looked like a ripped

> out fireplace.

>

> Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with six

> children now being the limit, she'd tidy things with a nip here and

> tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot rather than a

> badly packed kebab.

>

> Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three

> roses at the end of the bed.

>

> "Who are these from?" she asked the nurse, "They're very nice"

>

> "Well" said the nurse; "The first is from the surgeon - the operation

> went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say

> thanks".

>

> "Gosh, that's really nice" said Jane.

>

> "The second is from your husband - he's delighted the operation was

> such a success that he can't wait to get you home. Apparently it'll be

> the first time he's touched the sides for years and he's very

> excited!"

>

> "Brilliant!" said Jane. "And the third?"

>

> "That's from Eric, a patient in the burns unit," said the nurse.

> "He just wanted to say thanks for his new ears".