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Points: 3625 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14-October-2005 at 02:25

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

where's Derek when you need him to inject a bit of life into the proceedings???

Laying floors, putting up chandleirs, sorting out electric fencing, taking sheep to stud, buying horses, etc etc etc.

V tired must go back to work soon......
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Points: 3466 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14-October-2005 at 02:39

u havnt been up to much the derek lol
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Points: 3625 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14-October-2005 at 02:43

this n that, gotta go now as another full day of the Goode life begins!!

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Points: 10000473 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14-October-2005 at 08:59

as it's so quiet, i wonder if i can slip this in whilst no-one's looking?

Two Essex girls walk into a department store, They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it.
"That's quite nice innit, don't you fink Trace"
"Yeah, wossit called?"
"Viens a moi"
"Wossat mean? "
At this stage the assistant offers some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, is
French for "'come to me'"
Sharon takes another sniff and offers her arm to Tracey again saying:-


"That don't smell like come to me Trace!"

 

     
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Points: 3466 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14-October-2005 at 10:25
mmmm is it me?? lol i dont get it
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Points: 7213 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14-October-2005 at 16:25

noticed this comment on pistonheads.com forum about the Kahn-modified Range Rover....

I saw one today, looks mean and moody, i liked it , and i normally don't like 4x4's

"Not just a Bradford thing, but there indeed all too many of these bling machines driving around the streets of my home City, with windows lowered, 800 watts of gangsta rap blaring through said open windows (in which case I always wonder why they specify privacy glass when the windows are constantly lowered ?), with what can only be described as chavvy, baseball capped, shell suited, gold encrusted gits glaring at you.

Makes you wonder where these young lads get there money from, it really does............but then anyone who knows Bradford realises its entire economy is based upon the privision of mans more chemically enhanced substances."

  well it made me laugh out loud anyway



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almost as much as the Jaguar courtesy car i saw today running about Elgin.... xj?  s-type?   surely at least a mondeo-in-a-posh-frock x-type?

no, not a bit of it....

it was a fiesta!

okay, it was a new fiesta, and i know jag has been owned by ford since the early 90's, and i know it makes sense cos they're cheap to buy and cheap to run as fleet cars, but covering it from bonnet to boot in massive jaguar graphics and logos just smacks of cheapness, they would have been better putting one of those "my other cars a jaguar (but its getting serviced/repaired at the moment)" stickers   tacky, but not as tacky as this thing looked
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Points: 7213 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14-October-2005 at 16:40
Originally posted by thepits thepits wrote:

as it's so quiet, i wonder if i can slip this in whilst no-one's looking?

Two Essex girls walk into a department store, They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it.
"That's quite nice innit, don't you fink Trace"
"Yeah, wossit called?"
"Viens a moi"
"Wossat mean? "
At this stage the assistant offers some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, is
French for "'come to me'"
Sharon takes another sniff and offers her arm to Tracey again saying:-


"That don't smell like come to me Trace!"

 

     

 very good
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Points: 10000473 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15-October-2005 at 05:56

Originally posted by mell mell wrote:

mmmm is it me?? lol i dont get it

yes Mell - it's you!

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mmmmmm silence
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Points: 10000473 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16-October-2005 at 10:28

Originally posted by billgates e30 billgates e30 wrote:

mmmmmm silence

BOO!
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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16-October-2005 at 10:41
BOO!!!!

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damn....silence never lasts
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Points: 10000473 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16-October-2005 at 11:00

Originally posted by billgates e30 billgates e30 wrote:

damn....silence never lasts

and its golden too!
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Points: 2098 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16-October-2005 at 15:20
Originally posted by stephenperry stephenperry wrote:

almost as much as the Jaguar courtesy car i saw today running about Elgin.... xj?  s-type?   surely at least a mondeo-in-a-posh-frock x-type?

no, not a bit of it....

it was a fiesta!

okay, it was a new fiesta, and i know jag has been owned by ford since the early 90's, and i know it makes sense cos they're cheap to buy and cheap to run as fleet cars, but covering it from bonnet to boot in massive jaguar graphics and logos just smacks of cheapness, they would have been better putting one of those "my other cars a jaguar (but its getting serviced/repaired at the moment)" stickers   tacky, but not as tacky as this thing looked

oooooooooooooooooooooooooohhh! it ain't just jag either!

The last main dealer I visited for a service, with a 3 month old car, bought from them I might add, gave me a poxy fiesta as a loaner.

Bl***y BMW at it as well!!!
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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16-October-2005 at 16:01
The local Porsche garage here uses Ford Ka's as loan cars...all decaled up as from the Porsche garage...looks flipping daft too
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Points: 6941 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16-October-2005 at 17:55

Oooh look, Killians altered the forum definitions

This one is :

Open Forum no new posts General Non-Club Issues Forum
Discuss off topic issues related to BMWs.
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I see light at the end of the tunnel !
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and which tunnel is that then Nigel
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Points: 6381 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16-October-2005 at 18:20

Originally posted by billgates e30 billgates e30 wrote:

and which tunnel is that then Nigel

It's not a light at the end of the tunnel. It turns out to be some b*****d with a torch bringing me more work



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wha????

i was being serious (as hard as it is to believe i know)but,that was a bit philosphical for you ivan, you're noramll a touch less sutble than that.
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