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Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Its getting very plain on this thread that the oats are well used....



Yes, but....



Note to Killian, Nigel, et al: "Don't you dare touch this posting."

Where has that delete button gone ? !!!! 



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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Goldryder Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05-May-2004 at 19:22

Who needs boffins to tell us that BMW owners get more sex....

 

Its getting very plain on this thread that the oats are well used....

 

All this talk of lubrication is enough to turn a girl to blushing....

 

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote CarlA Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05-May-2004 at 18:08

LOL, Peter what have you started !!

Keep up the good banter guy's  !!

 

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Trouble is, we spend too many hours under our German ladies.........

Speaking as someone who has just replaced the auto gearbox oil pickup filter on the 540. Had to do it on the drive yesterday, never got so wet in one day jacking the car up !!

I used 7 litres of oil (it wasn't a total drain). Got the oil from a lubricant specialist, just glad I didn't buy it from the stealer (comes out at around £17.50 a litre GULP !!).

Hands stink of synthetic gearbox oil, but they are very smooth !!

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Originally posted by spokey spokey wrote:

[I have two BMWs and I can sadly assure you that I don't even get 2.1.

That just means there are those out there doing even better to bring the average out the way it does biglaughbiggrinbounce2biglaugh

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Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

Hmmm, if 2.2 is the average & Im getting my oats, then ...


...you must be a happy horse ?


I may as well write edited!!! here as I can't post a clean reply to this  



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Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

Hmmm, if 2.2 is the average & Im getting my oats, then ...


...you must be a happy horse ?

I may as well write edited!!! here as I can't post a clean reply to this  

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Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

Hmmm, if 2.2 is the average & Im getting my oats, then ...


...you must be a happy horse ?

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Originally posted by spokey spokey wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Guess I must be that bit different around here....


BMW 635 owner and female...hehehehe



And....?

lol, careful spokey, could be dangerous

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Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Guess I must be that bit different around here....


BMW 635 owner and female...hehehehe



And....?
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Guess I must be that bit different around here....

BMW 635 owner and female...hehehehe

 

 

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Hmmm, if 2.2 is the average & Im getting my oats, then there must be a load of you out there getting absolutely none
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Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:

Originally posted by spokey spokey wrote:

Originally posted by B 7 VP B 7 VP wrote:

So, if you have 2 Bmw,s does that give you 4.4 bragging rights!!!!!!!!!Can just see the New Sales promotions , Buy BMW and improve your Score rate.


I have two BMWs and I can sadly assure you that I don't even get 2.1.


Lets introduce our wives !!


They can mash a pot of tea together



I am currently separated, which may explain to some extent why I'm not getting any.... but if you really want to...
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