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Originally posted by Peter H Peter H wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:

I went all the way to Guatamala once, for a braking resistor I had asked them to check, they told me it was 15 ohms, when I arrived I removed the cover ( its a 600 watt jobby), and it was burnt out.

When I asked them how they had got a reading of 15 ohms, they told me they didnt measure it, they just looked at the drawing !!!!!

3 days I had to wait for a replacement, sitting in a marriot hotel on full expenses with all them lovely girlies to look after me, swimming pools etc.

It can be a tough life on the road.

 

Jammy so'n'so  

alright for some...tut tut tut tut...

these 'business' trips are all very well....the nearest I ever got to going somewhere exotic with McCarthy's was Altringham..to deliver wind speed indicators for 6 towercranes...not exactly in the same league

Thing is Long Hall gets Boring After @ 4 Hrs, watched a couple of Films, Eaten, had few drinks, bored now - must be nearly there........... oh nother 7 hrs to go .........ok have another drink & go to sleep  -

 

 

The longhaul flight would be the best part IMHO.  I absolutely love flying, totally brilliant.  I would travel anywhere in the world if it meant flying..although not by BA as they not too good...

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I was only 4 years old in '69......knee high to a grass hopper...but just as innocent now as I was then 
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Originally posted by spokey spokey wrote:

69 pages! I'm amazed that no-one has made the obvious joke, so here I go... <SNIP!>

'69 Very good year

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Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

 you should know which gate is which..with eyes closed..which makes the presence of an illuminated gear lever a bit daft  

Goldie, I know where everything in the car goes and can find stuff with my eyes closed - though this tends to make passengers nervous.biglaugh

The E34 M5 is a wonderfully subtle package and for that we love it, s'gotta be something a little 'bling' on a car you're shelling out £58,000 for?

Mebbe s'just me.... I'll be off then



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Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:

I went all the way to Guatamala once, for a braking resistor I had asked them to check, they told me it was 15 ohms, when I arrived I removed the cover ( its a 600 watt jobby), and it was burnt out.

When I asked them how they had got a reading of 15 ohms, they told me they didnt measure it, they just looked at the drawing !!!!!

3 days I had to wait for a replacement, sitting in a marriot hotel on full expenses with all them lovely girlies to look after me, swimming pools etc.

It can be a tough life on the road.

 

Jammy so'n'so  

alright for some...tut tut tut tut...

these 'business' trips are all very well....the nearest I ever got to going somewhere exotic with McCarthy's was Altringham..to deliver wind speed indicators for 6 towercranes...not exactly in the same league

Thing is Long Hall gets Boring After @ 4 Hrs, watched a couple of Films, Eaten, had few drinks, bored now - must be nearly there........... oh nother 7 hrs to go .........ok have another drink & go to sleep  -

 

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Originally posted by spokey spokey wrote:

69 pages! I'm amazed that no-one has made the obvious joke, so here I go... <SNIP!>

Trust you to notice  

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69 pages! I'm amazed that no-one has made the obvious joke, so here I go... <SNIP!>
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Right time for me to go offski for the night..have fun boys and girls..see you again after 6pm for more leg pulling, frivolity, hysterics and all round fun and games
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Originally posted by kevin kevin wrote:

It was the "tissues" bit I was worried about.

 

More likely to be loo rolls.....

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Originally posted by Floody Floody wrote:

And all I was tring to say was he was Missing her!!!
O.K I will get my coat???

(Good hol's Nigel We know where you live )!!!!
And When You Come Back...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Just realised, Mark....have you given up on doing your punishment of lines????

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It was the "tissues" bit I was worried about.
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Nigel,

I hope it is the 3 min problem.
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Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:

I went all the way to Guatamala once, for a braking resistor I had asked them to check, they told me it was 15 ohms, when I arrived I removed the cover ( its a 600 watt jobby), and it was burnt out.

When I asked them how they had got a reading of 15 ohms, they told me they didnt measure it, they just looked at the drawing !!!!!

3 days I had to wait for a replacement, sitting in a marriot hotel on full expenses with all them lovely girlies to look after me, swimming pools etc.

It can be a tough life on the road.

 

Jammy so'n'so  

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these 'business' trips are all very well....the nearest I ever got to going somewhere exotic with McCarthy's was Altringham..to deliver wind speed indicators for 6 towercranes...not exactly in the same league

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I went all the way to Guatamala once, for a braking resistor I had asked them to check, they told me it was 15 ohms, when I arrived I removed the cover ( its a 600 watt jobby), and it was burnt out.

When I asked them how they had got a reading of 15 ohms, they told me they didnt measure it, they just looked at the drawing !!!!!

3 days I had to wait for a replacement, sitting in a marriot hotel on full expenses with all them lovely girlies to look after me, swimming pools etc.

It can be a tough life on the road.

Best Wishes

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Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:

Its just a stupid machine that wont work, I've had some of the kit over here, repaired and re-progged it, still they cant get it to work,so...either its going to take 3 mins, or.......I'm going to be there forever !!

 

hmmmmmmmmm.......

sounds like lots of switch twiddling and ferking about with nobbly bits.....

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Its just a stupid machine that wont work, I've had some of the kit over here, repaired and re-progged it, still they cant get it to work,so...either its going to take 3 mins, or.......I'm going to be there forever !!
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Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:

Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

Nigel - the app form needs to be completed in triplicate and witnessed by both sets of grandparents. This application for leave is...

DENIED!!

Awwwww go on mate, I'm getting paid, flown first class, nice hotels etc, and as its work.....no missus and kids ........ yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

Definately good reason for not giving permission...you might do a Sven....and get caught up somewhere....nope, Killian is right..you definately cannot go away...absolutely definately NOT!!!!!!!

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Why do they want you over there Nigel? Sounds very specialised.


I do hope you aren't lecturing on "how to put fuel in an E30 M3" by any chance!!!!!!

Seriously.....I hope you have a very successful time.
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Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Can someone please explain why a relationship tween two SINGLE people is being classed as an affair???

Cos its getting really boring all thing talk about affairs in the FA.

Flipping footy..if they spent as much time with their eye on the ball as they seem to on their secretaries we might actually win something....

is it about two single people or a boss & thier secretary?

 

How can it be an affair when both parties are single..their jobs shouldn't enter the equation surely....

Affairs are tween one or both parties being married or at least attached in someway to someone else...not single people...

And bosses/secretaries have had relationships since the year dot, so whats new about the FA?

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Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:

Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:


Nigel - the app form needs to be completed in triplicate and witnessed by both sets of grandparents. This application for leave is...


<FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=red size=6>DENIED!!



Awwwww go on mate, I'm getting paid, flown first class, nice hotels etc, and as its work.....no missus and kids ........ yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


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