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Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

 

Oh do stick you horn in your mouth, Ivan.....no-one wishes to see what you had for breakfast, lunch, dinner and supper.....
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Just when I thought the coast was clear....

Another Boris was spotted lurking behind my 6ft tall rubber plant....shall ensure that the Yellow Pages is close by tonight so that I can exterminate the blighter quick smart.....

Even my Dyson is primed and ready in extermination mode.....no living Boris will stand a chance around here....
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Originally posted by spokey spokey wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

although I dare say that if Mr Johnson saw that you assumed he was 4" in diameter he might find that very complimentary



I obviously don't know him as well as you do...

Only seen him and his uncontrollable hair-do on telly....
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Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

although I dare say that if Mr Johnson saw that you assumed he was 4" in diameter he might find that very complimentary



I obviously don't know him as well as you do...
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Originally posted by spokey spokey wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

One 4" diameter Boris...now deceased and flushed....any others have now hard their final warning....



Boris Johnson was in your house?

 

erm.....nope...it was a humungous great hairy SPIDER!!!!!!

 

although I dare say that if Mr Johnson saw that you assumed he was 4" in diameter he might find that very complimentary

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Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

One 4" diameter Boris...now deceased and flushed....any others have now hard their final warning....



Boris Johnson was in your house?
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Damn pooter....awkward thing wouldn't let me type anything....

 

sowwy

frustration must have spilled over there a tiny bit

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What a night.......

Went offline shorltly after midnight, settled down to watch 'Turbulence 2 - Fear of Flying' on ch5..perfect....until....

Out of the corner of my eye was something who has tormented me for weeks now...always sitting just out of reach....

And there it was, scuttling across the top of the cupboard door under the telly...

Quick as my now completely wrapped duvet would allow, I got the Yellow Pages and 'BANG!!!'...

I got the blighter, square on his backside.....

That put an end to his tormenting me every night, sitting there looking at me....

This morning I awoke to find his dead body still draped over the door...so with large quantity of loo roll in hand, I scooped up his remains and flushed him down the toilet.....never to torment me again.....

One 4" diameter Boris...now deceased and flushed....any others have now hard their final warning....

YOU GET INTO MY SPACE AND YOU GET THE YELLOW PAGES!!!!!!!!

 
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night night peeps..time to abuse the pillows and snuggle the teddybear
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Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

.....usually I get called fit to drop, or something far less pleasant...



I could think of something really insensitive here...

Go on then...can't be anything I haven't heard before loads of times, Ivan....
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.....usually I get called fit to drop, or something far less pleasant...



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Originally posted by Floody Floody wrote:

Originally posted by spokey spokey wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:


I am very happy with the car..it was the moronic pain in the posterior who mucked up the welding that I'm annoyed with



My chances of finding someone better probably range between "fat" and "slim"....

Goldryder is ........... FIT

 

That has really made my weekend now.....usually I get called fit to drop, or something far less pleasant...mmmm....nice...
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I'd really like to see some of you guys take on the Skyline owners at Pod....definately give them a run for their money..and have lots of fun and games in the process.....and some of you might even pop your drag cherry too 
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Did the Indian survive whatever it was you did to it?



Yes, and she was only 19!!!!

cradle snatcher 

 

Nice and tender then, was she?

 
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Did the Indian survive whatever it was you did to it?



Yes,!!!!

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Originally posted by Floody Floody wrote:

Flattery will get you everywhere Mark......

 

so what you after then???
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Good evening Mark..so nice of you to join us...at flipping last...


Evening Ally,Sorry for the late entry,my daughter, is up from Bournemouth just finished the Indian, the girl's are watching "Pirates of the caribbean on dvd, and i'm stuck with this site Love it!!!

 

Right..where was I....oh yes, better late than never...

Did the Indian survive whatever it was you did to it?

 



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