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    Posted: 08-May-2004 at 16:02

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I already did the 'Death Test'..came out pushing up daisies on Friday 8th October 2004 when all my m8's have had dates of their demise in the late 2050's....not fair...

 

Plenty of silly quizzes on there to keep you amused while its raining outside 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08-May-2004 at 17:04

I'm Febuary the 9th 2017

It must have been the team sex that did for you lol 

And apparently I'm a woman...move over Gary



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08-May-2004 at 18:02

I also did the 'Purity Test'.....78%

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08-May-2004 at 20:49
I'm 35% pure
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08-May-2004 at 20:59
I'm off back to the stables.....

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08-May-2004 at 21:22

But I am 92% woman apparently and 98% compatable with my other half.....

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08-May-2004 at 21:51

Apparently I will pop my cloggs on Monday, April 16th 2035, when Im 62.

According to the Sex Test Result:- "You have a 82% chance of dying during sex" - what a way to go (like Atilla the Hun!)

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08-May-2004 at 22:29
Did I say this would go downhill?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08-May-2004 at 22:35
Apparently I am a mere 27% wench..can't be bad  lol
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08-May-2004 at 23:53

Do the gender test Killian

Lets have the truth lol

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09-May-2004 at 00:58

Oh Jebus - they are 72% sure Im a woman - I must get my birth cert altered!
At least now I can tell the world about my dress wearing habits and not be embarrased 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09-May-2004 at 09:56

I'm 64% pure

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Well, I'm going to live to 72 which isn't bad but I'm going to die on my birthday which is a bit of a bummer. Only a 3% chance of homicide

I'm 54% pure and I am only going to have 3 more sexual partners in my lifetime, 2 of which I'm going to fall in love with. Best not let my girlfriend know that!! I also stand a 36% chance of dying during sex. Couldn't think of a better way to go!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11-May-2004 at 11:31
Office morality filter strikes again, but to get into the spirit of the thread, I'll accept suggestions form those of you that know meBig Smile
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11-May-2004 at 11:51

Derek
apparently you will kick the bucket on Wed May 12th 2004 - just enough time to change your will and leave your M5 to me!

Oh, and both the gender & sex tests rejected your details - almost seemed like it was laughing at you

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11-May-2004 at 14:16
Originally posted by Derek M5 Derek M5 wrote:

....I'll accept suggestions from those of you that know me


...intimately?


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11-May-2004 at 15:50

Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Originally posted by Derek M5 Derek M5 wrote:

....I'll accept suggestions from those of you that know me


...intimately?

I wouldn't want to upset the horse...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11-May-2004 at 15:59
on a similar note
I got 15%
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11-May-2004 at 18:55

30% on the honest score, it said it was in the middle of the road. I always drive on the left, honest Officer.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11-May-2004 at 21:50
I got 55 on the honest score.......is that good or bad ?
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