> A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees
> this
> > HUGE black guy standing next to him.
> >
> > The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says:
> > "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3
> pound
> > right testicle, Turner Brown."
> >
> > The white man faints and falls to the floor.
> >
> > The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.
> >
> > The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
> >
> > In a weak voice the little guy says,
> >
> > "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
> >
> > The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just
> > give
> you
> > the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
> >
> > I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my
> > left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds,
> > and my name is Turner Brown."
> >
> > The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you
> > said,
> >
> > "Turn around!"
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