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    Posted: 18-January-2006 at 20:42
Why is it that people pay to go up tall buildings, then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19-January-2006 at 03:33

Originally posted by 523ss 523ss wrote:

Why is it that people pay to go up tall buildings, then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?!

because there human????? 

or they could just be trying to be in love .ie think .effiel tower and 14 th of feb

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19-January-2006 at 08:41
A few more thoughts of the day..

How does a man (or women) who drives a snow plough get to work?

To all vegies out there.. If you aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19-January-2006 at 17:50
Originally posted by Rhys Rhys wrote:


To all vegies out there.. If you aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?


Where did you get that from?  I've heard it before somewhere.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19-January-2006 at 18:04
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Originally posted by Rhys Rhys wrote:

To all vegies out there.. If you aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?
Where did you get that from? I've heard it before somewhere.


..Simon Mayo I believe, several years ago on Radio 1 breakfast show (98-99 I think)
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19-January-2006 at 19:07

OK, iv'e started something here so here goes.....

IF Wyle.E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME rubbish, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dogs face, it will be annoyed, but when you put it in the car it sticks its head out of the window!!?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20-January-2006 at 07:05
Can any one answer this one then, we all know the speed of light but what's the speed of dark? Any budding Albert's out there.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20-January-2006 at 17:38
Originally posted by steven.seed steven.seed wrote:

Can any one answer this one then, we all know the speed of light but what's the speed of dark? Any budding Albert's out there.


The speed of dark is faster than the speed of light..

Since nothing is supposed to be faster than the speed of light - but the speed of light is variable with respect to gravity (black holes). Since all you can see from a black hole is darkness, then it stands to reason the dark is reaching the earth - and your eyes - faster than the light, qed.. now all you have to do is calculate the speed of light, then add a bit.

(186,000 miles per sec I believe)

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20-January-2006 at 18:04
If a tree fell over in the forest, and there was no one there to see and hear it fall, would it still make a noise?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20-January-2006 at 18:10
Speed of light is only constant in a vacuum at 186,282.397 miles per second.

Where it travels through any medium it will be reduced by a ratio relative to the refractive index of that medium.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20-January-2006 at 18:14
@ Rhys, Yes but when it starts to change from light to dark is that because the light is moving away faster to expose the dark or is it the dark moving towards you faster to extinguish the light. The black hole is an area of huge gravitational force that sucks light in and then it goes dark so is there a reverse of that ie. a white hole or am I talking out of my a$$hole
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20-January-2006 at 18:16

Originally posted by livvy livvy wrote:

Speed of light is only constant in a vacuum at 186,282.397 miles per second.

Where it travels through any medium it will be reduced by a ratio relative to the refractive index of that medium.

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If a man speaks and there is no woman to hear him...is he still wrong ?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20-January-2006 at 18:17

Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:

If a man speaks and there is no woman to hear him...is he still wrong ?

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20-January-2006 at 18:22
Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

If a tree fell over in the forest, and there was no one there to see and hear it fall, would it still make a noise?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20-January-2006 at 19:59

Originally posted by steven.seed steven.seed wrote:

Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

If a tree fell over in the forest, and there was no one there to see and hear it fall, would it still make a noise?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20-January-2006 at 21:10
Originally posted by livvy livvy wrote:

Speed of light is only constant in a vacuum at 186,282.397 miles per second.


How do you know this, did you clock it with a speed camera?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21-January-2006 at 18:03

no scamera's involved it was being followed by a unmarked scooby

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21-January-2006 at 18:08

Originally posted by steven.seed steven.seed wrote:

Can any one answer this one then, we all know the speed of light but what's the speed of dark?

Dark doesn't have a speed because it is merely an absense of light. I suppose you could say that it travels at the same speed as light becuase it appears at the same speed light disappears

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22-January-2006 at 07:40

Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:

If a man speaks and there is no woman to hear him...is he still wrong ?
Yes!

Did you know there was a man who finally figured out what makes women tick?

 

Unfortunately he died laughing before he could tell anyone!



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