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Andy K
Joined: 15-May-2004
Location: United Kingdom
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 Posted: 15-August-2004 at 22:04 |
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And please dont tell me there not legal over here, as defacing another persons property is not legal either but that does not seem to stop these one arm exercisers ,so perhaps one of these devices will...
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Rhys
Moderator Group
Coffee addict...
Joined: 02-February-2003
Location: from the Latin locātiō
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Points: 10053
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Posted: 15-August-2004 at 22:41 |
How about a microwave emmitor, the longer they hang around your car, the more they get cooked... 
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V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate
J Reg Saab 900i 16v
'63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe
R reg Honda PC50 moped..
No BMW as yet...
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Goldryder
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Illegitimi Non Carborundum
Joined: 02-April-2004
Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire
Status: Offline
Points: 5301
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Posted: 15-August-2004 at 22:43 |
Flames have a much better effect..once seen/felt never forgotten...the SA side burners are illegal but I guess you could rig up some sidewinder exhausts to look like them and pump sulphuric acid thru them when anyone tampers with your car.....
They would have a real burning sensation then.....
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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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kbannon
Admin Group
E39 525i Sport Individual
Joined: 09-October-2002
Location: 64 Zoo Lane
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Points: 15508
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Posted: 15-August-2004 at 23:06 |
John, sorry to hear about this but hopefully something comes of it.
To quote from Pulp Fiction (with bits removed) (my favourite quote in bold
Lance: Still got your Malibu?
Vincent Vega: Aw, man. You know what some ****** did the other day?
Lance: What?
Vincent Vega: ******* keyed it.
Lance: Oh, man, that's ****** up.
Vincent Vega: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of **** ****** with it.
Lance: They should be ******* killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
Vincent Vega: Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that ******* doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
Lance: What a ******!
Vincent Vega: What's more chicken**** than ******* with a man's automobile? I mean, don't **** with another man's vehicle.
Lance: You don't do it.
Vincent Vega: It's just against the rules.
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Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor
Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual
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Goldryder
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Illegitimi Non Carborundum
Joined: 02-April-2004
Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire
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Points: 5301
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Posted: 15-August-2004 at 23:08 |
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erm..please Sir..can you fill in the blanks please.....
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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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Horsetan
Really Senior Member II
Say Neigh to Gatsos
Joined: 11-April-2003
Location: Please let it be Ireland
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Posted: 16-August-2004 at 00:45 |
 Goldryder wrote:
...hung up by the balls and flogged publicly would be a nice easy punishment for them....so perhaps castration would be better... |
I note that you've got this thing about balls....
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Goldryder
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Illegitimi Non Carborundum
Joined: 02-April-2004
Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire
Status: Offline
Points: 5301
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Posted: 16-August-2004 at 00:49 |
Horsetan wrote:
Goldryder wrote:
...hung up by the balls and flogged publicly would be a nice easy punishment for them....so perhaps castration would be better... |
I note that you've got this thing about balls....
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well, they are sposed to be the most tender part of the male anatomy, so being hung by them should get the message thru to the little so'n'so that his behaviour isn't exactly appreciated
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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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sleeper
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Original and STILL best
Joined: 26-March-2004
Location: East Sussex/Kent border
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Posted: 16-August-2004 at 09:15 |
cut for cut I reckon.
when its your go on the guy who did it make sure cut behing the knees and pack it with salt.
ouch.
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Stone-IslandV8
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Joined: 31-January-2003
Location: North Somerset
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Points: 3015
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Posted: 16-August-2004 at 12:50 |
Re the sideburners, theres also a device they do that sprays tiny jets of CS spray out of the wing mirrors.
Personally I can't wait for guns to be legalised.
This is my 2nd jet black BM and both have now been keyed-if the little b*****d had gone in a straight line I could've passed 'em off as ACS decals!!! 
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Gentlemen I may not have a brain but I do have an idea
Past; E39 540T/E46 328CI/ E39 535/ E39 520/ E36 M3/ E36 318iS jet black Mtech/ E46 320d/ E36 318iS diamond black/ E36 318iS blue Mtech kit
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Rhys
Moderator Group
Coffee addict...
Joined: 02-February-2003
Location: from the Latin locātiō
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Points: 10053
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Posted: 16-August-2004 at 18:20 |
Goldryder wrote:
Horsetan wrote:
Goldryder wrote:
...hung up by the balls and flogged publicly would be a nice easy punishment for them....so perhaps castration would be better... |
I note that you've got this thing about balls....
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well, they are sposed to be the most tender part of the male anatomy, so being hung by them should get the message thru to the little so'n'so that his behaviour isn't exactly appreciated |
How about using a blunt rusty razor blad on their nad sacks, and coppers 'elmet, then give 'em a jock strap to wear (full of vinigar soaked salt and ralgex..)
does that deserve an 'ouch'?
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V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate
J Reg Saab 900i 16v
'63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe
R reg Honda PC50 moped..
No BMW as yet...
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Goldryder
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Illegitimi Non Carborundum
Joined: 02-April-2004
Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire
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Points: 5301
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Posted: 16-August-2004 at 18:47 |
Rhys wrote:
Goldryder wrote:
Horsetan wrote:
Goldryder wrote:
...hung up by the balls and flogged publicly would be a nice easy punishment for them....so perhaps castration would be better... |
I note that you've got this thing about balls....
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well, they are sposed to be the most tender part of the male anatomy, so being hung by them should get the message thru to the little so'n'so that his behaviour isn't exactly appreciated
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How about using a blunt rusty razor blad on their nad sacks, and coppers 'elmet, then give 'em a jock strap to wear (full of vinigar soaked salt and ralgex..)
does that deserve an 'ouch'? |
Now thats just plain nasty...but brilliant....I get the feeling you have had similar thoughts towards someone before though...its in the detail...
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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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sleeper
Really Senior Member II
Original and STILL best
Joined: 26-March-2004
Location: East Sussex/Kent border
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Points: 2098
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Posted: 17-August-2004 at 14:52 |
no where near as good as domestos injected into the eyeballs in combination with electrodes implanted into the gums....
sorry.
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stephenperry
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Joined: 20-April-2004
Location: Elgin
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Points: 7213
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Posted: 17-August-2004 at 22:26 |
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jesus christ you lot are sick!! lol
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2007 Ford Mondeo 2.0 TDCI Titanium X Auto
1983 Ford Sierra XR4i
2000 Alpina B10 3.3 #118
1999 BMW 323Ci
1995 BMW 318i SE
1994 Vauxhall Omega 2.0 GLS
1995 Ford Mondeo 1.8 LX
1990 Honda Concerto 1.6 EX
1986 Ford Orion 1.6 GL
1989 Ford Fiesta 1.1 Firefly
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Goldryder
Bavarian-Board Contributor
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Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire
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Posted: 17-August-2004 at 22:28 |
stephenperry wrote:
jesus christ you lot are sick!! lol |
Not sick at all, just have a combined wish to get even with these scum of the earth, seeing as the lads in blue can't do it right most of the time and the CPS is about as useful as a snowball in a housefire.
Edited by Goldryder
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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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kbannon
Admin Group
E39 525i Sport Individual
Joined: 09-October-2002
Location: 64 Zoo Lane
Status: Offline
Points: 15508
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Posted: 17-August-2004 at 22:38 |
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ok - thats enough!
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Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor
Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual
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Vandalised by another BM owner
